You will not make the pokenoobs go away "for good" Because six months from now a new pokemon game will be announced. Lets call it pokemon pink and green.
That will bring them running.
Then six months after that, they'll release pink/green in Japan.
(flood)
then you'll have a rush of people squealing for a translation.
And patches to fix the AP.
And once there is a translation they'll want it to work with their N5, their firecard, their max Media Doxk.
then a few months later it'll be released in the US and EU.
It's a vicious and neverending cycle.
The best we could do is bomb Game Freak from orbit.