The Temp bunker

[MelodieOctavia]

And so it was foretold, the second coming of the Impatient Ones was at hand.
The Impatient Ones would come in parallel with the second coming of the artifacts of Black and White.
The incessant chantings of the Impatient Ones are said to be enough to drive a man insane in mere days.
Be wary my children, for no mere bunker will hold off the horde.
But, fear not, for there is hope.
There are also tales of fierce Warriors from the hidden temple of Mod. They will come to your aid, and you may aid in them also! An artifact that until now lay dormant aptly named the Button of Report will summon a Warrior of Mod to your side to battle the Impatient Ones.
Stay vigilant, my children.

 

[monkat]

The storm ....it grows closer....ARE WE PREPARED FOR SUCH MADNESS!?!?!?!!?

here what i say to the storm

BUT YOUR ONLY ONE MAN!!!

We need a cloning machine....or more men.......or monkats nipples....

It's alright.

I'm here.

 

[Fear Zoa]

The storm ....it grows closer....ARE WE PREPARED FOR SUCH MADNESS!?!?!?!!?

here what i say to the storm

BUT YOUR ONLY ONE MAN!!!

We need a cloning machine....or more men.......or monkats nipples....

It's alright.

I'm here.

YAY!! We're not screwed! .......or at least...we are slightly less screwed.....

 

[monkat]

Gather around, fellow tempers.

The day of reckoning is soon to arrive. This is the first release of a new generation of games that this bunker has been through. The flood of D/P/Pt Pokenoobs brought upon us the need for this bunker, and it has defended us against the minor onslaught brought upon us by HG/SS. Now, it is time to test our resilience.

I cannot say that this will be a battle without casualties. Many of us may not come back to the warm embrace that we have become accustomed to. Hell, this may be the last stand for our little shack.

But damn it, in around 20 days, it will be our day. This is a day that the noobs will forget, win or lose. But no matter the outcome, this will be a day remembered for generations for us. To them, this is nothing but a fleeting whim. To us, this is everything.

Look to your neighbor. On them, you will rely, and them upon you. We share each other's lives in our hands. We may be knocked on the ground, we may have our faces in the mud, we might be face-to-face with defeat, but it's from there that we must grab victory. Together, we will not fall. Together, relying on one another, we will always find the strength to get back up.

In every man's life, he is tasked with doing the impossible. For us, that day is coming. And, damn it, we have no choice but to do it. For the future of GBAtemp, for the generations that will come beyond our own, we will fight. And we will win.

 

[Sausage Head]

I has SuperBunker EOFTWO. I can play ABG. games nao. nao. nao. nao.
oh noes

the patch doesn't walk.

 

[ProtoKun7]

Also someone finished the waffles.

 

[The Catboy]

Also someone finished the waffles.

WHAT!?!??!

Everyone out of the Bunker now till someone repays me with more Waffles! Or beef jerky.

 

[Nujui]

Also someone finished the waffles.

WHAT!?!??!

Everyone out of the Bunker now till someone repays me with more Waffles! Or beef jerky.

Will these do?

 

[Berthenk]

I've begun preparations. Using a mob trap, and some hypnosis techniques I've learned from my great-great-great-grandma, I was able to force 1337 creepers under our command!

 

[The Catboy]

I have my waffles, everyone is allowed back into the Bunker

 

[Fear Zoa]

I have my waffles, everyone is allowed back into the Bunker

GOOD!...its really cold outside......*walks inside* .....okay its cold inside too...WHERE THERMOSTAT?!?!?!

 

[ProtoKun7]

I think someone confused "thermostat" with "thermonuclear device" again.
It's glowing.

 

[Fear Zoa]

...Will it make me warm? I'm willing to try anything at this point!

 

[nryn99]

...Will it make me warm? I'm willing to try anything at this point!

yes. try it. nao.

 

[Fear Zoa]

...Will it make me warm? I'm willing to try anything at this point!

yes. try it. nao.

I did.... unfortunately It gave me radiation sickness...which surprisingly didn't manage to do much besides lower some of my S.P.E.C.I.A.L. stats....anyone got some rad x or rad away?

 

[nryn99]

...Will it make me warm? I'm willing to try anything at this point!

yes. try it. nao.

I did.... unfortunately It gave me radiation sickness...which surprisingly didn't manage to do much besides lower some of my S.P.E.C.I.A.L. stats....anyone got some rad x or rad away?

just go straight this hall then turn left after the first right window, continue going down the stairs until you see a door. don't open it. walk to the left and you will see another door, don't open it also, continue walking and you'll see 3 doors, open the pink one. it's an elevator. go to B26 there should be a door to the right, enter that door and you'll see 5 chests. i forgot which one has it but it should be there.

 

[sergster1]

I has SuperBunker EOFTWO. I can play ABG. games nao. nao. nao. nao.
oh noes

the patch doesn't walk.

Way to butcher my joke just sayin /o (jk

)

 

[monkat]

I have a zit on my nose and it hurts.

 

[sergster1]

I have a zit on my nose and it hurts.

Blast it with the phallic cannon and it should disappear |:

 

[alidsl]

Lolfail