The Temp bunker

[Deleted User]

Fixed.

Saus'd

Sop'd

 

[Deleted User]

EOF2i

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Spoiler

[titleld post!]Alright guys, as we are all aware Pokemon Black and White are being released on September 18 in Japan. Which is going to be Hell on GBAtemp the moment it is dumbed and more than likely has an AP on it.
So I have made the EOF bunker

With in this bunker we have supplied at least 3 months worth of food and water. Entertainment such as Video games and Satellite TV, and protection from the hordes of pokenoobs that shall soon invade the Temp.
We should be safe from the Pokenoobs, since we all know that very few venture so far into the Temp.
It's up to all of us to defend this bunker till the flood is over.

 

[chyyran]

Black and White will be released in 10 days.
Reinforce the Walls, restock the mess halls, MAN THE GUNS!

 

[The Catboy]

Everyone gather round!
In a short period of time we shall be in Hell once again. Pokemon Black and White are soon to be released and then will be dumped. As always the Internet (mostly the Temp) shall be stormed with waves of Pokenoobs. Tonight we shall prepare ourselves and show the Temp what this Bunker is all about! Tonight we shall start our training once again and we shall start fighting back these waves of Pokenoobs, we must also prepare for Radiant Historia. The game may not be Pokemon, but like last time, it's purely practice.

Now my men, we shall see the darkness once again...we shall see the walls of the Temp come crashing down and we shall see blood once again. There will be so many lost and there will be so many beaten down in this battle, but we can't let this win! We won the last war and we took back our Temp! We brought down the hordes of noobs that swarmed the Temp and we can do it again, but in this state we shall lose. My men open your eyes and look around, we have grown weak and fat, we are lazy. Stand up! Tonight we train! Tonight we shall prepare! Be prepared my men, this will be the battle of a life time. And if we don't make it through it, then we shall die fighting! Who's with me?!?

 

[Vulpes Abnocto]

Official Statement from GBAtemp Civil Defense
Current DefCon: 3

The GBAtemp Civil Defense would like all citizens to be aware that NDS forcasts show a probable landfall of an approaching mucho niños front within the next 24 to 48 hours.
Be prepared to experience high levels of ROM requests, not only in the NDS community but also in others as mucho niños fronts are well known to spread to server-wide proportions.
Civil Defense suggest that all those with delicate health seek shelter in the nearest secure bunker.
For most citizens this means proceeding in a calm and orderly fashion to the EoF.
For staff members: Run madly while flailing your arms, into the porn subforum.

Postcounts of three per second are not uncommon during a mucho niños flood, and at times connectivity to GBAtemp might be lessened. Those who see the inevitable ROM links and requests are asked to call the location in to their local Civil Defense Officers. (namely Vulpes Abnocto and TrolleyDave)
We advise you to avoid reply to these ROM-ments to keep from being dragged away by rushing postcounts. Fast moving threads have notoriously high undertow.
The projected mucho niños flood is expected to be a lesser version of last year's "baka-mon" flood, lasting for a number of months.
Be Advised: a mucho niños crisis Does NOT give citizens the right to act in a vigilantic manner.
You are not to begin trolling in threads simply because of the extreme numbers of newcomers.

Good luck, and stay safe.

 

[The Catboy]

Spoiler: Spoiler

Official Statement from GBAtemp Civil Defense
Current DefCon: 3

The GBAtemp Civil Defense would like all citizens to be aware that NDS forcasts show a probable landfall of an approaching mucho niños front within the next 24 to 48 hours.
Be prepared to experience high levels of ROM requests, not only in the NDS community but also in others as mucho niños fronts are well known to spread to server-wide proportions.
Civil Defense suggest that all those with delicate health seek shelter in the nearest secure bunker.
For most citizens this means proceeding in a calm and orderly fashion to the EoF.
For staff members: Run madly while flailing your arms, into the porn subforum.

Postcounts of three per second are not uncommon during a mucho niños flood, and at times connectivity to GBAtemp might be lessened. Those who see the inevitable ROM links and requests are asked to call the location in to their local Civil Defense Officers. (namely Vulpes Abnocto and TrolleyDave)
We advise you to avoid reply to these ROM-ments to keep from being dragged away by rushing postcounts. Fast moving threads have notoriously high undertow.
The projected mucho niños flood is expected to be a lesser version of last year's "baka-mon" flood, lasting for a number of months.
Be Advised: a mucho niños crisis Does NOT give citizens the right to act in a vigilantic manner.
You are not to begin trolling in threads simply because of the extreme numbers of newcomers.

Good luck, and stay safe.

I changed the main post to have this included as well

 

[Warrior522]

COME AT ME, POKENOOBS!!!

*scrambles for assault mech*

 

[Sausage Head]

Fixed.

Saus'd

Sop'd

OH GOD FOR CRYING OUT LOUD DID YOU REALLY HAVE TO DO THAT OH MY FUCKING GOD ITS HORRIBLE

 

[sergster1]

*chuckles* You kids and your EOF Bunker 2i HA! I laugh at you! Meanwhile ill be chillin in my classy LIMITED EDITION SUPER EOF Bunker DS2! (the DS stands of DAAAAAMN SONNN which is what you will all be saying in regards to it) The second dem roms come out im retreating to my bunker and chillin being all classy and crud with my GBATEMP branded items. COME AT ME SON! BWAHAHAHAHAHA

 

[The Catboy]

*chuckles* You kids and your EOF Bunker 2i HA! I laugh at you! Meanwhile ill be chillin in my classy LIMITED EDITION SUPER EOF Bunker DS2! (the DS stands of DAAAAAMN SONNN which is what you will all be saying in regards to it) The second dem roms come out im retreating to my bunker and chillin being all classy and crud with my GBATEMP branded items. COME AT ME SON! BWAHAHAHAHAHA

 

[Warrior522]

*chuckles* You kids and your EOF Bunker 2i HA! I laugh at you! Meanwhile ill be chillin in my classy LIMITED EDITION SUPER EOF Bunker DS2! (the DS stands of DAAAAAMN SONNN which is what you will all be saying in regards to it) The second dem roms come out im retreating to my bunker and chillin being all classy and crud with my GBATEMP branded items. COME AT ME SON! BWAHAHAHAHAHA

 

[Fear Zoa]

The storm ....it grows closer....ARE WE PREPARED FOR SUCH MADNESS!?!?!?!!?

 

[Elvarg]

The storm ....it grows closer....ARE WE PREPARED FOR SUCH MADNESS!?!?!?!!?

here what i say to the storm

 

[Fear Zoa]

The storm ....it grows closer....ARE WE PREPARED FOR SUCH MADNESS!?!?!?!!?

here what i say to the storm

BUT YOUR ONLY ONE MAN!!!

We need a cloning machine....or more men.......or monkats nipples....

 

[Narayan]

The storm ....it grows closer....ARE WE PREPARED FOR SUCH MADNESS!?!?!?!!?

here what i say to the storm

BUT YOUR ONLY ONE MAN!!!

We need a cloning machine....or more men.......or monkats nipples....

whilst searching the basement i found an old map of the bunker. and i think there's a cloning vat in here, but it's guarded by 10 cerberuses, 50 cyclopses and 300 pokenoobs that was left from the previous attacks.

so who will volunteer?

 

[Elvarg]

The storm ....it grows closer....ARE WE PREPARED FOR SUCH MADNESS!?!?!?!!?

here what i say to the storm

BUT YOUR ONLY ONE MAN!!!

We need a cloning machine....or more men.......or monkats nipples....

whilst searching the basement i found an old map of the bunker. and i think there's a cloning vat in here, but it's guarded by 10 cerberuses, 50 cyclopses and 300 pokenoobs that was left from the previous attacks.

so who will volunteer?

 

[sergster1]

*chuckles* You poor naive fools

 

[chyyran]

Sir, Is that a traitor we have here? Or an Infiltrator? We cannot have those when preparing for the great war!

 

[sergster1]

Something tells me that we ought to prepare the bunker for not only pokenoobs but nintenoobs whoare gonna be flooding the site saying Wi11 m4h f145hk4r7 w0rk 0n 7h3 3DEEE ESSSS?????!?!?!?!111oneone111eleven!!!!!oneexclamationpoint

 

[Fear Zoa]

Something tells me that we ought to prepare the bunker for not only pokenoobs but nintenoobs whoare gonna be flooding the site saying Wi11 m4h f145hk4r7 w0rk 0n 7h3 3DEEE ESSSS?????!?!?!?!111oneone111eleven!!!!!oneexclamationpoint

If anyone asks...we should all just say the original r4 works

So how is getting to the cloning machine going?
And do we have enough food in the bunker?