Now that I've seen the Pokemon Cartoon involving trains, I just remembered a joke about a train.
This one is from Mexican comedians Manolín and Shillinsky.
So there's a passengers train, with people inside.
And in one of the seats, there's an old lady and a pretty lady. And in front of them there's a mexican and a russian.
Then, the train goes inside a tunnel with no lights, and everything is dark.
Suddenly
MUUUUACK! you hear someone kissing.
And following the kiss,
SLAP! somebody hit someone.
The train gets out of the tunnel, and the old lady, the pretty lady and the mexican notice that the russian just got a red cheek.
The old lady was thinking: Look at this russian, he surely kissed the pretty lady, and he received a hit.
The pretty lady was thinking: This russian surely tried to kiss me, but he mistook me for the old lady, and the old lady hit him.
The russian was thinking: This ***** mexican must've kissed the pretty lady and she hit me instead of him.
And the mexican was thinking: On the next tunnel I will kiss my hand and I'll slap the russian again.
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In a train car there were a Canadian, an American, a spectacular looking blonde and a frightfully awful looking fat lady. After several minutes of the trip the train happens to pass through a dark tunnel, and the unmistakable sound of a slap is heard. When they leave the tunnel, the American had a big red slap mark on his cheek.
The blonde thought - "That American son of a bitch wanted to touch me and by mistake, he must have put his hand on the fat lady, who in turn must have slapped his face."
The fat lady thought - "This dirty old American laid his hands on the blonde and she smacked him."
The American thought - "That bastard Canadian put his hand on that blonde and by mistake she slapped me."
The Canadian thought - "I hope there's another tunnel soon so I can smack that stupid American again."
WHAT THE FUCK?
I didn't noticed this.
Way to go alexander
