The Reapers

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We have an agreement with my girlfriend that around the time she's back from work, I'm supposed to call her so that she knows I'm also home and she should log on Skype. I do that regularly and I always remember to hang up before the Voice Mail takes over.

Yesterday I did the exact same routine whilst playing Mass Effect 3. Engrossed in the game, I wasn't really paying attention to what I was doing - I was too busy probing planets for useful resources. All of a sudden, I hear the familiar Skype notification sound, so I pause the game and grab the laptop. This is the conversation that followed (Dates and nicks removed):

My lass: babe...?
Me: Yes?
My lass: did you leave a voicemessage 4 mins long on my phone..?
Me: ...feck. >.>
Me: I left it ringing
My lass: nice screams, dangerman X3
Me: Wat?
Me: What screams?
Me: Oh, the reapers! XD
Me: They be chasin' my Normandy! XD
My lass: about 30 secons in you mumble something in Polish and then.. "Ah-Ahh-AHH! ...ahh..."
Me: Yeah, the reaper ships were chasing me as I was scanning.
Me: Also TURN OFF YOUR BLOODY VOICEMAIL >.<

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Maybe?

(Rydian): HEY BRET REMEMBER THAT TIME YOU LOOKED ON THE WEBCAM AND FOUND A BUNCH OF PICTURES OF MY C***?
(sonicoffline): I WISH I WAS YOU
(bretwho101): NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
(bretwho101): I thought that was a dream
(sonicoffline): three questions
(sonicoffline): A) why were there pictures of your c***?
(sonicoffline): 2) How did you find them?
(sonicoffline): Pi) Why wasn't I involved?
 
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