The Nintendo Direct predictions thread

[sexually_inactive]

OnlyFans for the Switch and Switch 2.

 

[hippy dave]

Super Mario Eshop Customer
An educational game where you play Mario as he learns to buy games from the eshop, and is taught valuable lessons about the joys of micro transactions. There are bonus levels that introduce the skills needed to "borrow" a parent's credit card without detection.

And wacky outfits for Mario to wear.

 

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The Nintendo direct will cost $9.95 plus tax

 

[yankii]

OnlyFans for the Switch and Switch 2.

Real fans already have OnlyFans on the Switch and Switch 2.

 

[hippy dave]

Real fans already have OnlyFans on the Switch and Switch 2.

Worth it for the exclusive Nude Miyamoto paid DLC

 

[hippy dave]

I'm glad they finally remembered to release Galaxy 2, but they still forgot Metroid Prime 2 & 3

 

[yankii]

There was PENIS1

 

[hippy dave]

There was PENIS1

Pikachu Enhanced Nubile Intercourse Simulator 1?

 

[yankii]

Pikachu Enhanced Nubile Intercourse Simulator 1?

Pichu, actually, but you're close enough.