The console for furries when all the time is snoot boop time.
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A lot of women in the game circle today are making the game circle uncomfortable even for perfectly reasonable, respectful men.
The post forgot at least two major factors:Dammit Captain you were supposed to help cook it, not stuff it!
FALCOOOOON.... SLAP!
1. The chicken will cool down over time. Slapping it fast enough to overcome this may or may not require much faster hand movement... so you'll need a lot of hands, and more slaps if they're not all at the same instant (which, seeing as the surface area of the chicken is not thousands of times the surface area of a hand, they won't be at the same instant).
2. With a hand moving 3726 MPH, you might actually be able to generate a lot of heat from aerodynamic heating, a.k.a. the reason spacecraft need heat shields for safe reentry. That's about Mach 5, and spacecraft fall at about Mach 20, so it probably won't incinerate the food, but it could actually lower the speed you'd need to send an invincible hand flying at your rotisserie chicken to cook it. And if you do cook it too hot, you might give yourself cancer, but if you can slap stuff at mach 5, you're probably invincible anyways, so who cares?
...PETA, probably. They probably care if you slap chickens at mach 5. But it's not like PETA would have the power to stop someone capable of mach 5 slaps.[citation needed]
2. With a hand moving 3726 MPH, you might actually be able to generate a lot of heat from aerodynamic heating, a.k.a. the reason spacecraft need heat shields for safe reentry. That's about Mach 5, and spacecraft fall at about Mach 20, so it probably won't incinerate the food, but it could actually lower the speed you'd need to send an invincible hand flying at your rotisserie chicken to cook it. And if you do cook it too hot, you might give yourself cancer, but if you can slap stuff at mach 5, you're probably invincible anyways, so who cares?
...PETA, probably. They probably care if you slap chickens at mach 5. But it's not like PETA would have the power to stop someone capable of mach 5 slaps.[citation needed]
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Like... would've been funnier if it ended with Link shooting and "the Fox" down-B-ing the arrow.
the funny thing is that there already is a version of windows 10 available for arm cpu's...apple is on the high of a life time if they think that they can force people to suddenly move over to working with arm in mass just because of them...just the same as just because it has the sony name does not mean people would be willing to pay anything for the ps3...especially it's launch price
i feel like apple is just trying to take advantage of the retarded consumers. you know, the teens and shit that have no clue what the fuck a graphics card is. seems like majority of apple users, aren't the MOST tech savvy.
either way, i'm not buying their poo.
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