The Hadrian & VVoltz Show - Pilot Episode

[Hadrian]

The Hadrian & VVoltz Show
The Pilot

Yes its finally finished! Lots of problems, no need to explain


Is it good? Erm...some bits are, you know the bits where VVoltz talks and I shut up.
Is it offensive? Maybe, depends on your morals.
What's it about? Its just two guys talking bollocks.
Why should you listen? Who said you should?
Will there be more episodes? Why yes!
Why? Well...not sure I think we can do a lot better.
Fuck this, where is the Tempcast? There should be one recorded soon...I PROMISE!

So yeah its not exactly what we wanted to do, we did want guests but at the end of things we lost time and we both got busy. This was due out I think July but yeah...we got busy...not in a gay way, but in a private life way. Also the promised Lagman Lopez: Detective is actually completed but its on my other computer which needs repairing so that'll be either on the next show or on an episode of Tempcast.

Anyway some people may like it, others may feel that they've lost 16 minutes of their life that they would otherwise use for masturbating so if that happens, I'm not sorry, you should have expected it. Oh yeah there are 7 seconds of silence in there, not sure what happened but here is the missing part:

Hadrian: I have a question. If you exist, then why do I exist?
VVoltz: That's a funny question there.

And then an answer that doesn't quite make sense. Also this was a lot longer, I think it was originally 50 minutes but VVoltz felt that most of that would bore you so its cut! What is left are the absolute best bits...if you can call them that.

Ok then, let the immaturity commence!

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[Banger]

saweet!

 

[JKR Firefox]

Oh, the things I do in the sake of laughter...

I can't wait to get off of work to listen.

 

[CockroachMan]

Not bad for your pilot episode.. some small problems with the sound but VVoltz Hadrian's God imitation is very good XP

Would be cooler with some guests.. I'm sad I couldn't be there :/

Some background music would be nice too

VVoltz has a very good english btw

 

[Hadrian]

I did add some music to VVoltz's edit of this but nothing seemed right so I just left it. Well there is some music that I would love to use but I can't use copyrighted stuff really.

Next time I hope we can do this for an opening segment (maybe half the length) and then a trailer or interview with someone and then the naked guest bit.

 

[Sonicslasher]

Downloading...

 

[Sonicslasher]

So that's why it never snows on christmas.....

 

[Orc]

You said "Bye" and then you say "Welcome to the Hadrian and VVoltz Show".
What the fuck is this shit?!
EDIT: Nevermind, I have it on loop.

 

[CockroachMan]

You said "Bye" and then you say "Welcome to the Hadrian and VVoltz Show".
What the fuck is this shit?!
EDIT: Nevermind, I have it on loop.

FAIL

 

[Orc]

You said "Bye" and then you say "Welcome to the Hadrian and VVoltz Show".
What the fuck is this shit?!
EDIT: Nevermind, I have it on loop.

FAIL​

Just as planned.

EDIT:

Spoiler: Also...

Is it good? It's okay. I have to listen to it sober to see how good it really is.
Is it offensive? Yes. I am greatly offended.
What's it about? Pubes.
Why should you listen? Moral obligation.
Will there be more episodes? :/ Where is Lagman Lopez: Detective. :/
Why? What.
Fuck this, where is the Tempcast? lol no, fuck you.

 

[MR_COW]

Very Quiet, I couldn't hear it on my laptop speakers on max volume. I'll listen on my iPod later.

 

[Hadrian]

Better responses than expected. To be honest this isn't meant to be that good, we did have plans but I dunno what happened to them. If we put more effort into this it could be better.

Once I've moved away to somewhere more quiet I'll be able to put more into this. Plus my kid is getting more able to entertain herself with each week so I'll be able to look at background music, some othe segments and maybe some decent skits.

As for quality, could be better but I thought the edit VVoltz did was fine for something thats not to be taken serious. I thought the volumes would be good but then I'm on my laptop and I've got this sound boost thing that I should have turned off so I would know if its ok for others.

All critism from others is welcome, no matter how bad it is, as I said the only effort in this was us turning up so we won't be offeneded or hurt by any views.

EDIT: Future episodes won't be so smutty, to me the humour on this is just idiotic, ok there may be the odd cock joke but I think I should try harder.

 

[CockroachMan]

EDIT: Future episodes won't be so smutty, to me the humour on this is just idiotic, ok there may be the odd cock joke but I think I should try harder.

I liked the cock jokes..

 

[WildWon]

Wait wait wait. Is it really pronounced "Hod-rien," and "God-rien," and "Woltz?"

Because i've been saying to myself "Hay-drien," "Gay-drien," and "Vee-Voltz."

 

[Orc]

EDIT: Future episodes won't be so smutty, to me the humour on this is just idiotic, ok there may be the odd cock joke but I think I should try harder.

I like the cock..

 

[Sonicslasher]

Wait wait wait. Is it really pronounced "Hod-rien," and "God-rien," and "Woltz?"

Because i've been saying to myself "Hay-drien," "Gay-drien," and "Vee-Voltz."

I guess it's a British thing

 

[Hadrian]

Wait wait wait. Is it really pronounced "Hod-rien," and "God-rien," and "Woltz?"

No to Hod, yes to Woltz.

 

[laminaatplaat]

wasnt this supposed to be released al long long time ago in a galax.... nvm

Great! keep up the good work

 

[VVoltz]

For the record it was my first editing. I took me like A LOT to get use to the editing.
Thanks for the comments, Can't wait to release another one =p

And yeah' I'm pretty shy, I too out like 20 mins. of stutter =p, really, not kidding.
Still, thanks for listening.

Hadria, you, the real you, stole the show, you are sooo funny!
real VVoltz: Videogames don't affect our perception of reality
real Hadrian: Bratz do!!

 

[Maikel Steneker]

Ah, I can't wait to listen to this

Tempcast was really awesome, and with Hadrian in it I'm sure this is too

Btw, you should really get a better host with a nice RSS-feed. Can't Costello provide that? Or just... I dunno, find some free hosting service, just to host the podcast on