The GBAtemp prayer

[Coltonamore]

I respect your opinion, but are you aware of the Patch?
Many eons ago, there was a Fabled Pokemon Patch, that used to always walk. Then one tragic day, it was unable to walk across the Pokemon HG/SS rom. Try as it might, it could not make it and it began to lose it's ability to walk.
It spent many a year in the hospital, unable to walk. Then one day during rehab, a light shot from the sky and the patch could walk again!
That light came from none other than The Temp!
Since that day, the patch walked.


Praise the Temp!

(faceplam)

 

[Gahars]

(faceplum)

I am facing a plum. What do I do next?

 

[Coltonamore]

What I meant was this

Dang its faceplam not faceplum

 

[The Catboy]

(faceplum)

 

[Coltonamore]

 

[Gahars]

The irony, it is palpable - or, if we're still talking about plums, pulpable.

 

[Coltonamore]

(aka faceplam )

 

[The Catboy]

You'll never understand it.

 

[Coltonamore]

I understand this crap, BELIEVE IT!!!

 

[The Catboy]

I understand this crap, BELIEVE IT!!!

Then you would know that the Patch Walks and it's all because of the all mighty Temp in the Staff section!

 

[Gahars]

BELIEVE IT!!!

Is "Or Not" an option? Because that's what I'm going with.

 

[Coltonamore]

OH YEAH WELL YOU JUST PLAN SUCK, BELIEVE IT!!!

 

[Rydian]

Post less please.

 

[The Catboy]

Post less please.

And lurk more.
This shall be the Tempism's official motto for members who are interested in joining our amazing cult Church!

 

[chyyran]

I, Ron, once known as Punyman, and christened as ron975, consecrate my life and faith in the one and holy Temp, in the witness of Temp and men, I shall stand guard against ones who would do evil against the Patch that walks. I shall preach the truth to ones that do not know. I shall hail our sacred founder and protectors. In them, I place my faith and heart, and I shall find truth. I shall repel pokenoobs that come to mock our gods, and I shall repel ones that stand to believe that Sony is worse than the mafia. I shall bathe in the glorious light of the holy trinity, p1ngpong, KiVan and Costello, this I swear, I shall pray our sacred words before each post, this I swear, in the sight of Temp and men.

 

[Gahars]

Behold, for I have discovered a cultural artifact from ye olde Game & Watch Temp.

Spoiler

 

[Engert]

How dare you

Who is this Cherry heretic? Read him the book of the temp so he can understand.

 

[The Catboy]

Who is this Cherry heretic? Read him the book of the temp so he can understand.

I read him our most inspiring text and he was not moved! ;O;

 

[Engert]

I read him our most inspiring text and he was not moved! ;O;

Does he know that this is the house of the Temp?
May Costello have mercy on his account.

 

[The Catboy]

Let us spread more love for The Temp all over the Internet and spread our word!