Hardware Switch is acting Crazy

[cramhead]

Hiya
My Switch seems to getting worse and worse over time....
I'm using 7.0.1 and Atmosphère 0.10.2

• Recently I could not get RCM on my Switch . I found that removing the joycons would let me boot into RCM mode.
• My left joycon keeps displaying low battery
• My right joycon does not get detected when connected on to the switch
• Pressing L+R to start a game doesnt
• Im getting LAG
• I left the Switch docked over night and still had low battery in the morning

I've tried disconnected the joycons in settings and but now I cant use the right joycon.
I'm going to clean the joycon connections now......

 

[ds34]

Did you buy the Switch second hand?
Do you know of any water damage by you or the previous owner?

 

[leerpsp]

sounds like It could be the battery plus the joycon rails on the switch you can try replacing them, do you have extra joycon's are they doing the same thing on the switch? the joycon's you using now can you have them tested on another switch? If you need another hackable switch if you can not fix this one look on ebay I got mine for $200.