Sorry guys, I was on my way to my room when I realized my roommate changed all of our locks. I had to go to the backyard, down a cave he had made, move a statue onto a platform (which luckily dropped a sapphire gem!). I took the gem back into the backyard and inserted it into a fountain. The fountain split down the middle and revealed some kind of demon zombie thing. Luckily I had a M92F and a box of bullets in the shed and made quick work of it.
It was pretty cool that it dropped a key with a image of a Phoenix on it, because back in the house we had a door with that same emblem etched on the door knob. I got over there quickly and used it (I didn't need it anymore, I knew it was useless and I threw it away). Inside I had to sort a bunch of paintings in order by flipping a switch under each one. They told a bit of a story that I figured out by reading a conveniently placed document that my roommate had written to a friend and left in the fax machine.
Once I took care of the pictures, a manhole in the corner was revealed when a part of the wall slid out. In the basement there was this really weird laboratory. I shuffled through a bunch of files and looked at all these weird giant test tube things and eventually found this big red button that said "Initiate" on it. Being the curious goose that I am, I hit it. This test tube thing in the middle of the room drained all its murky water and revealed this really mean looking creature. It was almost human, but it had spikities and anger all over it. I ran out to the back field (I am not quite sure where it was. I was outside, but it wasn't my backyard. Go figure.)
The thing kept slashing around trying to hit me, but I am a pretty nimble lad so I dodged and ran. Eventually, someone came out from the top of the house and threw me a rocket launcher. I am no military man, but I manged to figure the thing out and blast that spikey jerk to hell. Catching my breath, I noticed this crest on top of a desk just back inside the house. I grabbed it and headed back into the house. Luckily for me, it fit into a little groove outside my door and unlocked it.
Man I am bushed. Now what was this thread about?
