stuff we just let slide

[gamefreak94]

The double jump is something that we gamers ignore the most. Seriously you cant jump in the air, pause while in mid air and then jump again. WTF? It's fun to double jump in games but in no way is it possible.

lol This ^ is true. I once tried to double jump b/c so many games have double jump so i thought i was real. Huge fail.

Also how monsters have money. Like how the fuck do they have money, and why do they. Also but putting on a ring your strength/def/speed/magic goes up. And especially how in all RPGs there will always, i mean always be a swordsman, i mean even in the future, no one uses guns. And since i'm talking about guns, Why is it that in RPGs when you get shot by a gun you don't die but loose only a little damage compared to what a sword can do. Also on pokemanz, why is it that the pokemon/Turn Based RPGs take turns beating the crap out of each other. I mean they are like "Oh your faster go ahead and hit me first then i hit you next"

 

[Joe88]

escort missions + dumb ai = ffffffffuuuuuuuuuuuuu

 

[_Chaz_]

There is only one game I've ever played that had the sense to ask, "Whose footprints are these?!".

You'd think that guards would be better trained to guard top secret organizations.






Also, battle scars. Where are they? I get my arm nearly chopped off and not even my clothes are damaged.

 

[Gore]

health packs don't really make any real sense either, you can't just eat a hotdog and recover gunshot wounds like in GTA4, you can't medicate with a syringe and be in tiptop shape, you know?

 

[zeromac]

SSF4 Dalismin

How the fuck does his body stretch?
HOW can he breath fire without first drinking petrol or some shit?!

 

[purplesludge]

Well most automatic guns can fire for way longer than they can. Usually they are empty in about 4 seconds.
Reloading is also bad. I can remove a clip and put a new one in and keep all bullets from the previous one somehow.
As for regenerating health/shields the only fps I've played with those is halo.
In the first Halo there were health packs because they were supposed to contain biofoam. The armor in the later Halos is the upgraded version that has biofoam built in.

 

[MelodieOctavia]

Not only money, but how the hell would a random wolf/boar/bear/ect... be carrying a fucking Longsword or a helmet? where the hell did you put it, and I dont even wanna know how it got there.


Also...Why is it that in most games, no matter the genre, the protagonist will never need to so much as eat, sleep, or shit...much less shower or change his/her damn clothes.

 

[Aucix]

will never need to so much as eat, sleep, or shit...much less shower or change his/her damn clothes.

Not everyone wants to play The Sims though.

 

[antwill]

SSF4 Dalismin

How the fuck does his body stretch?
HOW can he breath fire without first drinking petrol or some shit?!

You bring up Dhalsim but ignore Blanka, and pretty much everyone else, seriously!?

 

[LightyKD]

SSF4 Dalismin

How the fuck does his body stretch?
HOW can he breath fire without first drinking petrol or some shit?!

You bring up Dhalsim but ignore Blanka, and pretty much everyone else, seriously!?

What's up with Cammy's outfit? Sure, it looks awesome but is that even military grade in the slightest?

 

[Okami Wolfen]

How is his arm NOT snapping off?

 

[Veho]

It's called "not being a cooked noodle."

 

[ProtoKun7]

Two words.

Perception filters.

Also, Somebody Else's Problem field.

 

[Fudge]

How is music playing in the background? Where is it coming from?

 

[boof222]

How come in games GTA or the godfather you can fit so many weapons in your pocket.
Seriously you can't just pull out an RPG from your back pocket.

 

[Rydian]

How come in games GTA or the godfather you can fit so many weapons in your pocket.
Seriously you can't just pull out an RPG from your back pocket.

Deadpool covered that once. He mentioned lots of lube.

 

[phoenixclaws]

Here's something...
Aside from The Adventures of Link (which I personally loved on the NES),

Why is it that Link needs either a Feather or a Cape or some tool to be able to jump?.. I guess white blond elves can't jump without a tool

.

Why is it that Link can never swim unless he has a special set of flippers or something similar so he doesn't drown...

 

[MelodieOctavia]

In most RPG worlds it's completely okay to let children gamble, but only if they are the last saving grace of the entire universe.

It is fine, even encouraged sometimes, to let a plucky young adventurer come in and smash your pots, and barrels and rifle through your drawers to find anything and everything he can get his hands on, often times the owners of the homes never even noticing what happened.

Those same pots and barrels are replaced as soon as you leave the house.

 

[Scott-105]

In Kingdom Hearts, when Sora, Donald and Goofy go to a world, how are the inhabitants not like "WTF are those things?!". If I saw something like Donald or Goofy, I'd be like that.

 

[LightyKD]

We really need to keep this topic going. It's so much fun!