Strangest Fears?

[Recorderdude]

Simply put, what's the weirdest, most rediculous thing you've ever been scared of?

I thought up a hell of a lot of weird shit to be afraid of when I was a kid. However, there was one thing that terrified me more than anything else;

This.

F*cking.

Bear.
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What the hell is wrong with this thing? I used to be terrified of it and it's guttural grunts in its 30s cartoon of origin.

Of course, you see it as a happy, cheesy dancing bear. This is more along the lines of how I saw it.

So, that's my fear (or at least the only one I can really explain, as a decapitated king kong head bouncing around the hallways, another one of my lesser fears, would be far harder to describe.)

What's yours?

 

[nryn99]

normally i won't be scared of seeing people die. but this, really just freaks me out. don't want to embed it to avoid seeing it.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RdaBxthb3tM

i have other fears but i can't remember them ATM.

EDIT: i'm afraid of talking to other people IRL if i don't know them.
EDIT: cockroaches. those things fly and move fast. damn cockroaches!!

 

[iggloovortex]

im not sure. it seems like a dick thing to say but whenever im told to say what im afraid of, nothing comes to mind. i mean yea i have the basic fears of like hurting yourself and all that usual jazz but nothing specific to me as far as i know

 

[Sop]

Clowns and aliens.

 

[Shockwind]

I'm afraid of clowns when they get too close to me on my birthday party when I was a child.

 

[nryn99]

what so scary about clowns? can you please explain? or you're just plain scared?

 

[Nathan Drake]

Spiders man.

Damn spiders.

 

[Shockwind]

what so scary about clowns? can you please explain? or you're just plain scared?

Their faces! They look like dead with that white make-up on and their noses are red which looks like blood. Of course, that's what I'm thinking of them when I was little, but now I think of them as plain jokers at birthday parties.

 

[Sop]

Well I'm not afraid of the cool clowns. like one time I saw this russian clown with a blue tuxedo and no makeup.. he was cool.
But the makeupy clowns just scare me.

 

[DarkShinigami]

clowns just because of creep factor no one can be that happy all the time and wtf is up with all the akeup it just adds to the scaryness

 

[Shockwind]

clowns just because of creep factor no one can be that happy all the time and wtf is up with all the makeup it just adds to the scaryness.

What's with the missing letters?

 

[DarkShinigami]

clowns just because of creep factor no one can be that happy all the time and wtf is up with all the makeup it just adds to the scaryness.

What's with the missing letters?

lately my keyboards been acting up i have been honestly thinking of taking a relic keyboard out(its old but 200 percent reliable)

 

[alphenor]

dogs. I'd say it's because of my older brother. He used dogs to frighten me when I was young and now I got a phobia-like attitude towards dogs. T.T

 

[nryn99]

dogs. I'd say it's because of my older brother. He used dogs to frighten me when I was young and now I got a phobia-like attitude towards dogs. T.T

i don't recall that happening.

 

[alphenor]

dogs. I'd say it's because of my older brother. He used dogs to frighten me when I was young and now I got a phobia-like attitude towards dogs. T.T

i don't recall that happening.

I expected you would say that.

 

[Shockwind]

dogs. I'd say it's because of my older brother. He used dogs to frighten me when I was young and now I got a phobia-like attitude towards dogs. T.T

I don't have a phobia towards dogs even when a dog bit my leg when I was a kid because when that dog bit me, I'm always thinking that I'm brave and I'm not going to cry.

 

[Raika]

Lizards. Those wriggly little critters creep me out.

 

[alphenor]

dogs. I'd say it's because of my older brother. He used dogs to frighten me when I was young and now I got a phobia-like attitude towards dogs. T.T

I don't have a phobia towards dogs even when a dog bit my leg when I was a kid because when that dog bit me, I'm always thinking that I'm brave and I'm not going to cry.

too bad I wasn't like you when I was young

 

[Ryufushichou]

One of my friends has a phobia of chickens, its kinda funny considering he works on a farm....

 

[Shockwind]

One of my friends has a phobia of chickens, its kinda funny considering he works on a farm....

That's funny. He/She shouldn't be working on a farm if he/she has a phobia of chickens, because maybe his/her phobia will get worse for seeing the chickens daily.