Jeez, guys, I'm out for the day working (and feeding my crippling Chinese cartoon addiction) and now some people are claiming this is all a massive conspiracy to start a war with North Korea.
Look, that's just wrong on a few levels. First of all, there's no good war with North Korea. The government's crazy and the people are starving, sure, but there's nothing more dangerous than a cornered animal. They've got artillery pointed at Seoul and tunnels running underground, along with one of the largest standing armies ready to go. North Korea would lose quickly, sure, but not quickly enough to prevent South Korea from suffering horrible losses. That's bad, especially when South Korea is one of the US' strongest allies in the region and a close foothold against China.
Also, on the note of China, there's China. China begrudgingly accepts North Korea not because they're happy with the country, but because it's a buffer against US influence (South Korea), with a bit of "Better the devil you know" mixed in. You think China is going to take an American advance right below their borders lightly? Do you think they'd help the US erode their buffer zone? Plus, considering how tenuous relations between the two countries can be, do you think the US is going to risk everything it has with China over, of all things, North Korea? Think again.
Finally, the last point: North Korea isn't worth it. Nobody wants North Korea. Let's say NK falls tomorrow and China lets the two Koreas unify... well, South Korea can kiss its financial standing goodbye as it has to throw all of its money into integrating with a country of uneducated, starving people living on infertile farmland. Think of all the struggles Germany has had to undergo after the Cold War and multiply it by a hundred, or maybe a thousand, and that's still probably an understatement. Fixing North Korea would be a moneysink requiring trillions of dollars and decades, at the very least, and for what? Brushing up against China's asscrack? Woopee, v for victory.
North Korea is a despotic state that murders, tortures, and starves its own people. Morally, I totally agree that those running the asylum should be deposed, tried, and sentenced for their crimes against the North Korean people. In a perfect world, we could all hold hands, walk in, and make everything right. Unfortunately, we don't live in that perfect world, and there's a million more practical matters to consider. The US has too much on its plate to somehow stage a hacking or create a coverup in order to instigate an impossible war.
Besides, North Korea instigates enough human rights abuses to justify a full-on invasion everyday. (For those with strong stomachs, google up on survivor accounts of North Korean prison camps. It sounds like they're doing their best to out-Nazi the Nazis.) If we really wanted to just invade, we could have done so already with a lot less work.
Look, what's more reasonable: The US government instigated a False Flag hack/took advantage of a hack to target James Franco's newest wacky comedy in order to rile up the country into invading the Camden of countries... or North Korea, an unstable country not known for wise spending habits, paid hackers to target the producers of a movie making fun of them, made threats as it often has in the past, and then took advantage of the publicity in an attempt to puff up its standing, as it often has in the past?
TL;DR: I'm tired but goddamn, guys, chill pills, please.