So, Dexter Season 7 has arrived.

[Guild McCommunist]

As for the first part, I think it's fair to say that Dexter was listening to his "bark" passenger at the moment, if you catch my drift.

As for the second, Dexter has basically become a surrogate-Wayne Randall, with all of the horizontal monster mashing that entails.

Speaking of monster mashing, off topic, but you put it into the joint Spotify playlist. Why would you submit anyone to that?

But on topic, I would monster mash her all day every day. Even if her daddy made her perfect.

Also I can't wait for the Dexter RPG made by BioWare. They actually have that scene and the paragon option is to kill her, the renegade option is to fuck her, and the neutral option is to sob and for spaghetti to come out of your pants as you leave sobbing like a baby.

 

[Engert]

Also I can't wait for the Dexter RPG made by BioWare. They actually have that scene and the paragon option is to kill her, the renegade option is to fuck her, and the neutral option is to sob and for spaghetti to come out of your pants as you leave sobbing like a baby.

lol.

Sold.

 

[Gahars]

Speaking of monster mashing, off topic, but you put it into the joint Spotify playlist. Why would you submit anyone to that?

Hey, back off! The Monster Mash is a national treasure!

Also I can't wait for the Dexter RPG made by BioWare. They actually have that scene and the paragon option is to kill her, the renegade option is to fuck her, and the neutral option is to sob and for spaghetti to come out of your pants as you leave sobbing like a baby.

Considering all of the risque material (it does air on Showtime, after all), a Dexter RPG would also be right up CD Projekt RED's alley.

 

[Guild McCommunist]

Considering all of the risque material (it does air on Showtime, after all), a Dexter RPG would also be right up CD Projekt RED's alley.

Ever wonder why it's called Showtime?

Because they show boobies all the time.

 

[Gahars]

Ever wonder why it's called Showtime?

Because they show boobies all the time.

HBO is little better; it's basically the Home Breast Ogler.

 

[Guild McCommunist]

HBO is little better; it's basically the Home Breast Ogler.

I dunno I've seen way more titties, snatches, and dongs in Game of Thrones than any other show.

 

[gifi4]

I dunno I've seen way more titties, snatches, and dongs in Game of Thrones than any other show.

Game of Thrones airs on HBO...

 

[Guild McCommunist]

Game of Thrones airs on HBO...

Exactly, Gahars said "HBO is a little better" and I said "to the contrary..."

 

[gifi4]

Exactly, Gahars said "HBO is a little better" and I said "to the contrary..."

Oh, guess I misunderstood. I'm tired, just let that one slip

 

[Gahars]

Exactly, Gahars said "HBO is a little better" and I said "to the contrary..."

Actually, I said, "HBO is little better."

Come on, Guild McIlliterate!

 

[Guild McCommunist]

Actually, I said, "HBO is little better."

Come on, Guild McIlliterate!

Fuck your couch and your face.

In that order.

 

[retKHAAAN]

Based on Sunday's episode, I'm now positive that Dexter is going to end up killing Hannah in order to save Deb from her...

I'm also fairly certain that Deb will end up killing LaGuerta to protect Dexter, but not before LaGuerta discovers that Dexter is the Bay Harbor Butcher...

 

[Clydefrosch]

god i hope isaac kills laguerta, deb and this new blonde.
and then they should go and bring back aster and cody.

 

[retKHAAAN]

Deb won't die.

But they should bring back the kids. Was really looking forward to them going through on screen some of the things they did in the books.

 

[gokujr1000]

I feel like Issac will kill Hannah, or Dexter will kill her heck maybe even Deb.

I also feel like the LaGuerta thing is going to twist on us. Either she closes in on Dexter and Deb kills her out of protection OR something crazy like LaGuerta thinking Deb is the killer, which sounds fucked I know, then Dexter would come out and kill LaGuerta in front of Deb.

^Pretty lame theories but I've been thinking outside of the box for this season.

 

[Gahars]

Damn it, Dexter, stop talking about chemistry. That's Walter White's thing!

 

[tenkai_2.0]

hes not suppose to feel LOVE hes married to his job- killing for justice!

 

[Guild McCommunist]

Damn it, Dexter, stop talking about chemistry. That's Walter White's thing!

That'd be a solid crossover. Dexter hunts Walt.

Not even a joke, I'd watch that shit.

 

[Engert]

Dexter found love?
I am going to send a very angry letter to Michael C. Hall.

 

[Guild McCommunist]

hes not suppose to feel LOVE hes married to his job- killing for justice!

Dexter found love?
I am going to send a very angry letter to Michael C. Hall.

Do Rita, Lila, and Lumen not count?

He did actually "love" them.