I watched Shutter Island last weekend. Wife® was REALLY looking forward to it, and i was hella curious.
The trailer stated something along the lines of "...with a twist ending that will have you talking for days."
Yea, with a bullshit twist ending that i've been talking about... so people won't waste their time.
ANOTHER fucking Multiple Personality Disorder twist? SERIOUSLY?!
Twenty minutes into the film (zero fluff there. i timed it) i tuned to Wife® and said "I'm just throwing out an idea. He's actually a patient on the island and this is all made up."
She looked at me after it was done, and said "Wow. You were right and that movie was fucking filth. Even with it being that ending... the movie was boring!"
And she was right. It could have been cut down to 90 minutes and i would have enjoyed it more.
The only entertaining moment was when i freed up the 1.5 gigs of my drive by deleting this disappointing pile of trash.
Mind you, i LOVE DiCaprio & Scorsese. And when they team up, it's great. The Departed is one of the most stunningly made movies in YEARS.
Shutter Island? Fucking trash.
(note to all film-makers ((because i know you read this site
)) - Stop with the MPD twist. Fight Club was the last great movie to use it, and that's it. Since then, it's become more trite than the "Evil Twin Did It!" move that was used in soap operas back in the 80's and 90's. Creativity is not MPD.)
Woof... rant over.
The trailer stated something along the lines of "...with a twist ending that will have you talking for days."
Yea, with a bullshit twist ending that i've been talking about... so people won't waste their time.
ANOTHER fucking Multiple Personality Disorder twist? SERIOUSLY?!
Twenty minutes into the film (zero fluff there. i timed it) i tuned to Wife® and said "I'm just throwing out an idea. He's actually a patient on the island and this is all made up."
She looked at me after it was done, and said "Wow. You were right and that movie was fucking filth. Even with it being that ending... the movie was boring!"
And she was right. It could have been cut down to 90 minutes and i would have enjoyed it more.
The only entertaining moment was when i freed up the 1.5 gigs of my drive by deleting this disappointing pile of trash.
Mind you, i LOVE DiCaprio & Scorsese. And when they team up, it's great. The Departed is one of the most stunningly made movies in YEARS.
Shutter Island? Fucking trash.
(note to all film-makers ((because i know you read this site
Woof... rant over.











