Shampoo Pranks

[BORTZ]

So ive caught this kid in my dorm using my shampoo 3 times this semester. I dont mind that hes using it, i just wish he would ask. Normally I wouldnt retaliate, but im going to be a graduating senior in 3 weeks, and im getting more and more eccentric.

So what can i do to sabotage my own shampoo and get him with?

This is the kind i have. Its kinda a light blue, white mix.

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I also have an old bottle of the 2 in1, which is a darker blue, but its clear.

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So the ideas ive gotten are:
1. Nair. I dont know if i want to bald him. But maybe.
2.Hair Dye. The only problem i have with this is the consistency and color have to match the original, because most people pour it into their hand, then apply to hair.
3. Ive heard of mixing in honey, but i dont know how effective that would be, i mean it might be but who knows.

Does anyone have any ideas?

 

[Gahars]

Make it shampoo. He'll learn his lesson.

 

[Foxi4]

1. Blend onions.
2. Squeeze the juice out of onion paste.
3. Apply onion juice to the shampoo.
4. Repeat if the mixture is not "fragrant" enough to cause eye-tearing and complete social rejection.

 

[Jugarina]

Empty shampoo into a bowl, mix with hair removal cream, and put it back in the bottle.

 

[prowler]

fap in it

 

[pyromaniac123]

Add lots of caustic soda to the bottle.

 

[DarkStriker]

I feel sorry for him after reading just a few of the ideas lol.

 

[Clarky]

remember this sort of thing happening out Spain when i had to go there on a business trip. It was resolved by someone ejaculating into the shampoo bottle

 

[Quietlyawesome94]

+1 for Cumshoo.

 

[Devin]

Itching powder mixed in with regular shampoo. Not sure if the wetness negates the effect, but worth a shot.
Dye.

Making him bald? A little harsh, but hey.

Cumshoo..

 

[Icealote]

Mayonnaise? If your fap can't fill the bottle, mix it in.

 

[Jugarina]

I think the onion recipe is the best idea for payback without going overboard or just totally disgusting possibly illegal If found out there was cum in there.

 

[xephos]

+1 for Cumshoo.

I second this notion and add some horseraddish maybe?

 

[Quietlyawesome94]

Hmm I agree with Icealote.... Maybe put a bunch of mayo in it and claim you jizzed in it?

 

[loco365]

Add lots of caustic soda to the bottle.

Oh dear me.

If you're not willing to add some pure sodium to the mix (That is if it doesn't react with the shampoo), then use that onion mix mentioned earlier.

 

[pyromaniac123]

Add lots of caustic soda to the bottle.

Oh dear me.

If you're not willing to add some pure sodium to the mix (That is if it doesn't react with the shampoo), then use that onion mix mentioned earlier.

I don't get it, bortz asked for suggestions and I suggested.

 

[Blood Fetish]

Empty out the shampoo. Clean the bottle thoroughly. Fill it with bees.

 

[nando]

sorry to tell you nair wouldn't work, unless your friend happens to leave shampoo in for about 20 minutes.

 

[ZAFDeltaForce]

Grind some chilli powder and black peppers and mix it into your shampoo

 

[loco365]

Add lots of caustic soda to the bottle.

Oh dear me.

If you're not willing to add some pure sodium to the mix (That is if it doesn't react with the shampoo), then use that onion mix mentioned earlier.

I don't get it, bortz asked for suggestions and I suggested.

It'd be painful, perhaps on the same level as burning Sodium on your head.