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So ive caught this kid in my dorm using my shampoo 3 times this semester. I dont mind that hes using it, i just wish he would ask. Normally I wouldnt retaliate, but im going to be a graduating senior in 3 weeks, and im getting more and more eccentric.

So what can i do to sabotage my own shampoo and get him with?

This is the kind i have. Its kinda a light blue, white mix.
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I also have an old bottle of the 2 in1, which is a darker blue, but its clear.
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So the ideas ive gotten are:
1. Nair. I dont know if i want to bald him. But maybe.
2.Hair Dye. The only problem i have with this is the consistency and color have to match the original, because most people pour it into their hand, then apply to hair.
3. Ive heard of mixing in honey, but i dont know how effective that would be, i mean it might be but who knows.

Does anyone have any ideas?
 

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1. Blend onions.
2. Squeeze the juice out of onion paste.
3. Apply onion juice to the shampoo.
4. Repeat if the mixture is not "fragrant" enough to cause eye-tearing and complete social rejection.
 
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Add lots of caustic soda to the bottle.
 

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remember this sort of thing happening out Spain when i had to go there on a business trip. It was resolved by someone ejaculating into the shampoo bottle
 

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Itching powder mixed in with regular shampoo. Not sure if the wetness negates the effect, but worth a shot.
Dye.

Making him bald? A little harsh, but hey.

Cumshoo..
 

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I think the onion recipe is the best idea for payback without going overboard or just totally disgusting possibly illegal If found out there was cum in there.
 

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