don't worry smiley, he's real all rightYOU LIAR, I KNOW HE'S REAL!!
*curls up in the corner and starts to cry bullets*
why wait each year for santa to bring you coal when you can just get some at lowes?Lies, lies, all lies. He is real, all the coal he delivers home is proof of that. My family enjoys good barbecues because of him.
he gives it for freewhy wait each year for santa to bring you coal when you can just get some at lowes?
Yeah but you would run out eventuallyhe gives it for free
I've heard that if you get put in prison for a crime Santa will give you a certain amount of coal depending on your time in jail. So if you spend a year in jail because of a crime you get 6 months worth of coal.Yeah but you would run out eventually
oh. what is your family doing that makes him give you so much coal thoughHe leaves us enough to last for a few weeks of constant barbecues. Of course we don't use them constantly but its enough to satisfy us for some months of barbecues.
ಠ_ಠsanta gives succs to kids for free trust me it's cool after all
wtfsanta gives succs to kids for free trust me it's cool after all
Your favorite dildo came from himthe only thing i got from santa was diminished faith towards humanity.