Okay, wait.
Realistic cell-shaded graphics.
You don't have a sword, but you do get a fairy that is a sword.
You spend the game collecting masks for your fairies so you can travel back in time to stop Ganon from entering the holy land... of the future.
Also, the world is mostly wet grass, so you travel by prancing your horse on the deck of your trainboat. Press A to cram carrots, waggle to declare that you are, indeed, 'on a boat'.
Impress the girls with your 'nice boat'.
12 dungeons through which you have to backtrack, unless you choose to use the 'skip stone', an exciting new artifact made by the long-lost and mysterious Casualiens.
Wii Motionplus used innovatively!
Play instruments! Waggle to play the violin, cello, or punk guitar.
Includes new blowhole attachment for the Wiimote, used in the Flutarina minigame, and for the blowpipe item. New, innovative ways to solve puzzles! Unless you use the skip stone!
Also, Link can shrink in size by using a variety of hats! Fun times with friends!
Also, Tingle makes an appearance! And is that.... IT IS! Now your Mii is imported into the game and used as Tingle's apprentice! Unless you use the skip stone!
Game includes unlockable content, unlocked by playing a DLC Quicktime Event!
PRESS BUTTONS TO PAY NINTENDO! Waggle to empty your bank account faster! If you have a Wiimotion Plus, your money is GONE in no time.
Paid enough? Congratulations! You unlock a feature that was already in the game code! THUMBS UP TO THE MAX. Unless you use the skip stone!
And there you go. A zelda game that should cater to all fans. No need to thank me.