Roast me

You're so bad at video games that you need continues on the first level of Battletoads. Your taste is so questionable that you enjoy the NES Simpsons games. Your problem solving abilities are so pitiful that you cannot pass a single puzzle in a survival horror game. You lack so much skill that you cannot exit the opening area of Zelda II: The Adventure of Link.
 
Thanks for reminding me that I've yet to beat this fucking thing. I think I never got past the level 4.
You're so bad at video games that you need continues on the fourth level of Battletoads. Your taste is so questionable that you enjoy Spongebob's SlapHappy Showdown. Your hand-eye coordination is so pitiful that you cannot hit a single note in Guitar Hero II. Your ability to analyze narratives is so poor that you understand Kingdom Hearts. Your deciphering skills are lacking to the point that you thought Devil Kings was part of the Devil May Cry series because of the cover.

I'm not sure what kind of day you're having, but I have chosen to upset you.
 

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