Who here didn't get raptured?

[Veho]

So the Rapture was supposed to be today but apparently I'm too Catholic to be raptored [sic] so I'm still here. Anyone else? Roll call.

 

[Dionicio3]

they let me take my phone to heaven so I'm here on the temp but not on this earth

 

[slaphappygamer]

Baby jeebus took me. He came down and opened the door to the van. I guess we are making another stop before we pickup someone called “darkness”. I’ll let you know how it goes. The driver is pretty nice and giving me candy. Cool tunes on the radio too.

 

[x65943]

The rapture guys came to the door but I thought they were Mormons and sent them away

 

[TVL]

I'm starting to believe it's not real.

 

[hippy dave]

The thing is, it did actually happen, and only the unworthy scum were left behind. It just so happens that this constitutes all of humanity.

 

[Veho]

The thing is, it did actually happen, and only the unworthy scum were left behind. It just so happens that this constitutes all of humanity.

None of you are worthy of Rapture