Found this on /b/, figured I'd share here too. You are given a choice of 2 pills at the prime of your life, a red or a blue pill. This choice will only be offered to you and only at this time and you must choose. The two pills are placed on top of a table, any form of contact to any pill will result in the other being rendered useless and it will disappear forever. The red pill lets you achieve MOST of your dreams and aspirations instantly. You WILL NOT achieve immortality/know the meaning of life/time travel/control your existence/you will not spontaneously grow wings, gain invisibility, X-ray vision etc/ know what happens when you die/ Infinite wishes. It does let you find true love and you will truly be loved in return however your life expectancy will be cut in half. Your life expectancy will be the human average in a highly developed country. If a country has developed robotics, artificial organs, perfected stem cell replacement or any other anti aging technique to prolongue life for the general public it will not apply to you. Life expectancy will therefore be before all of this has been applied to the human body. Life expectancy for you can only be extended through good living (diet/exercise). Your life will not be cut short by any other means (murder etc). The blue pill grants you immortality, death, aging, injury and illness' will not apply to you. You cannot suicide and nothing can kill you. You will never experience love and never know what it is to be truly loved. You will never be intimate with another human being and you will never have any friends. You will be the definition of lonely and true happiness can never be achieved however you will always have your mind. Taking this pill DOES NOT mean you will achieve nothing instead it will just take normal time and effort. Taking one pill will cause the other one to disappear, you cannot blend/crush/snort these pills. What do you choose? TL;DR? Blue Pill = Immortality/invulnerability, loss of most emotions. Red Pill = Almost anything you want will come true, life expectancy halved. You can not say both. You can not find any loopholes to these rules. If you would take neither, tell which one you would take if you were forced. List both. You've got 3 minutes until they're both gone, meaning you must choose quickly, and you can't save them for later.