So uh, I made a post a real long time ago about how I felt about various races and such. It was ever so mildly self-contradictory, but no one really called me out on it. I guess I wrote it because I was feeling like I should do something EDGY and just awesome for making a fucking huge thread. Thread was eventually gargantuan.
Anyways, this is just an unannounced follow-up on how my views have changed.
So uh, you white people out there. There are many of you. And I don't mean you overly nationalist Eastern-Europeans (or maybe even everyone in/from Europe), but I mean the North Americans. The ones who were born and raised here. Even you silly Canadians, who sometimes feel they can exclude themselves from statistics because it technically says AMERICA and not CANADA. Too bad for you the distinction between the two isn't very clear, other than geographical location. Originally, I envied you. With little to no work in this fine urban city, you manage to rise to the top. I don't mean you do nothing to get where you are... It's just harder for the rest of us. You wouldn't know, whitie. Anyways, I always wanted to be like you. So I started hanging out with you.
And now I hate you.
You are possibly the worst people I have ever met. Disrespectful to your parents, you're so wasteful, and you think that you're never at fault for anything. It sounds like I'm describing one person, but this is what I've found from being "friends" with over twenty white people over the course of two years. I don't know, maybe these teens will grow up to be something useful in a few years, but for now, they're just ridiculous little shits I want to stop hearts out of.
I want to fuck them.
That's right you average North American. With the exception of the few really ugly ones (which aren't as common for me because I have strange expectations compared to many). I want to fuck many white people at this very moment. Unfortunately for me, that isn't going to happen because so very many of you are looking for long-term relationships, even in high school. And sorry, despite the rumours, I dislike sluts.
Haha, self-contradiction. I don't want someone looking for a long-term relationship, but I don't really want to bang a whore either. OH WAIT DOES THAT ACTUALLY HAPPEN?
Getting off topic, so I'll move on.
Natives. I've been relatively okay with you. Until I actually met you. I used to think I was very open-minded, but it turns out, I'm not. I haven't committed any hate crimes yet, but I detest your religion. I'm sorry, that's not entirely true. Your religion is fine I guess, so long as you practice it in the privacy of your own home without having to drag me into it.
Okay, this isn't exactly a fair argument.
I rent a room in house. The house is owned by a middle aged white woman who is going through some kind of midlife crisis shit and she has turned to religion. The Native religion. Well, either that or she's actually got the belief that she's signed a contract with THE CREATOR or some shit. Honestly, it's not so much the fact that she believes in this. From an outside point of view, the belief that I worship a man who resurrected himself is kind of generic and stupid. But what she practices infuriates me.
It's already bad that when I come home from school I see different people every week lying on the couch. It's already bad that she asks me if she can "perform a healing on me" despite that I always turn her down. It's already bad that she thinks everything is the will of whatever God she believes in (I'm not really a 'fate' kind of person). But she has to do really stupid things, like, well, filling the entire house with smoke from burning sage. Including the room I sleep in. I don't ever want to come home to try to fall asleep in a room full of shitty smelling sage smoke. BUT IT FUCKING HAPPENS. You don't see me soaking all your shit in Holy Water (even if I do pray the rosary every now and then). What's horrible is that this stupid herb doesn't even get you high, at all. She does it for the sake of enlightening herself. Remind me to buy some scented candles.
Asians. After not living with you for almost a year, I miss you. I still hate you for being the nationalist pricks you are, but you know, you're just so much nicer to me. That's probably because I am in fact, Asian. Whatever, so long as we're not playing Soccer/Football, I'm happy. We can just play video games with each other all day. It helps that I'm also willing to fuck many if not most of you.
Anyways, this is just an unannounced follow-up on how my views have changed.
So uh, you white people out there. There are many of you. And I don't mean you overly nationalist Eastern-Europeans (or maybe even everyone in/from Europe), but I mean the North Americans. The ones who were born and raised here. Even you silly Canadians, who sometimes feel they can exclude themselves from statistics because it technically says AMERICA and not CANADA. Too bad for you the distinction between the two isn't very clear, other than geographical location. Originally, I envied you. With little to no work in this fine urban city, you manage to rise to the top. I don't mean you do nothing to get where you are... It's just harder for the rest of us. You wouldn't know, whitie. Anyways, I always wanted to be like you. So I started hanging out with you.
And now I hate you.
You are possibly the worst people I have ever met. Disrespectful to your parents, you're so wasteful, and you think that you're never at fault for anything. It sounds like I'm describing one person, but this is what I've found from being "friends" with over twenty white people over the course of two years. I don't know, maybe these teens will grow up to be something useful in a few years, but for now, they're just ridiculous little shits I want to stop hearts out of.
I want to fuck them.
That's right you average North American. With the exception of the few really ugly ones (which aren't as common for me because I have strange expectations compared to many). I want to fuck many white people at this very moment. Unfortunately for me, that isn't going to happen because so very many of you are looking for long-term relationships, even in high school. And sorry, despite the rumours, I dislike sluts.
Haha, self-contradiction. I don't want someone looking for a long-term relationship, but I don't really want to bang a whore either. OH WAIT DOES THAT ACTUALLY HAPPEN?
Getting off topic, so I'll move on.
Natives. I've been relatively okay with you. Until I actually met you. I used to think I was very open-minded, but it turns out, I'm not. I haven't committed any hate crimes yet, but I detest your religion. I'm sorry, that's not entirely true. Your religion is fine I guess, so long as you practice it in the privacy of your own home without having to drag me into it.
Okay, this isn't exactly a fair argument.
I rent a room in house. The house is owned by a middle aged white woman who is going through some kind of midlife crisis shit and she has turned to religion. The Native religion. Well, either that or she's actually got the belief that she's signed a contract with THE CREATOR or some shit. Honestly, it's not so much the fact that she believes in this. From an outside point of view, the belief that I worship a man who resurrected himself is kind of generic and stupid. But what she practices infuriates me.
It's already bad that when I come home from school I see different people every week lying on the couch. It's already bad that she asks me if she can "perform a healing on me" despite that I always turn her down. It's already bad that she thinks everything is the will of whatever God she believes in (I'm not really a 'fate' kind of person). But she has to do really stupid things, like, well, filling the entire house with smoke from burning sage. Including the room I sleep in. I don't ever want to come home to try to fall asleep in a room full of shitty smelling sage smoke. BUT IT FUCKING HAPPENS. You don't see me soaking all your shit in Holy Water (even if I do pray the rosary every now and then). What's horrible is that this stupid herb doesn't even get you high, at all. She does it for the sake of enlightening herself. Remind me to buy some scented candles.
Asians. After not living with you for almost a year, I miss you. I still hate you for being the nationalist pricks you are, but you know, you're just so much nicer to me. That's probably because I am in fact, Asian. Whatever, so long as we're not playing Soccer/Football, I'm happy. We can just play video games with each other all day. It helps that I'm also willing to fuck many if not most of you.
