Proposed rewriting of social norms to prevent mis-gendering people

[grey72]

I propose a law that would abolish all personal pronouns and gender-specific terms in favour of the non-specific, gender-neutral "asshole". Make it the mandatory term of address for all sexes, genders, declarations, and combinations thereof. Everyone has an asshole, everyone should be referred to as one.

We should just close the thread right here, you can't top this

 

[Deleted User]

I'm non binary. I sexually identify as a single celled organism which reproduces through mitosis.

 

[grey72]

I'm non binary. I sexually identify as a single celled organism which reproduces through mitosis.

Same, I'm asexual too

 

[H1B1Esquire]

Think about those fucking fish

Fillorian Fucking Fish or Clownfish?

BTW, calling someone a Clown fish is a diss, I guess.

 

[Subtle Demise]

DMT is more than just a drug, it's a glimpse of the eternal and chaotic nature of post reality existence.

We are so lucky to be given an existence so seemingly solid, like an island in the middle of a sea of unrest.

But I understand that it should not probably be discussed here.

I will say that I no longer fear death and no longer feel anxiety.

A DMT trip, like all of our life experiences, is just one prolonged electrochemical reaction.

 

[Deleted User]

I'm a strong independent bacterium who don't need no bacterium.
My pronouns are food and poisoning

 

[AmandaRose]

We have zero issues here in Scotland as we just call everyone cunt.

Someone you don't know or someone that is just an acquaintance is a Little Cunt

Friend or family member is a Big Cunt

Boyfriend or Girlfriend ect is a Cunty McFuckface.

No need to worry about Pronouns or people's actual names everyone is a cunt

When foreigners visit Scotland the look on their face is hilarious when the hear us call each other cunts all the time.

 

[Deleted User]

We have zero issues here in Scotland as we just call everyone cunt.

Someone you don't know or someone that is just an acquaintance is a Little Cunt

Friend or family member is a Big Cunt

Boyfriend or Girlfriend ect is a Cunty McFuckface.

No need to worry about Pronouns or people's actual names everyone is a cunt

When foreigners visit Scotland the look on their face is hilarious when the hear us call each other cunts all the time.

Did you just appropriate Australian culture?
OMG, I am so triggered on behalf of Australians, just wait till I report you to twatter. Get doxed, bigot!

 

[WD_GASTER2]

as an older person (im in my mid 30's) i play it by the ear. if i meet a new person, i try to listen what their peers are using. otherwise i try my best and if i make a mistake i politely say "sorry about that" and ask them how they would like to be refered to. Honest to goodness in adult society (people that have jobs, responsibilities, rent to pay and other things more important to worry about) this ends up being non-issue. just be polite and usually most people will be polite to you.

the real world is not this place where people will get a mob on you for making a mistake and as common courtesy just try to be polite to any other human being.

 

[Deleted User]

as an older person (im in my mid 30's) i play it by the ear. if i meet a new person, i try to listen what their peers are using. otherwise i try my best and if i make a mistake i politely say "sorry about that" and ask them how they would like to be refered to. Honest to goodness in adult society (people that have jobs, responsibilities, rent to pay and other things more important to worry about) this ends up being non-issue. just be polite and usually most people will be polite to you.

the real world is not this place where people will get a mob on you for making a mistake and as common courtesy just try to be polite to any other human being.

Yea, it's easier to just not start a public scene. If anything, respectfully ask questions to get them to try and rationalize whatever's in their head to you. It's often a useful way to help someone figure out if they have a good or bad idea.

 

[dAVID_]

Inb4 thread closed.

 

[Likeinside]

as an older person (im in my mid 30's) i play it by the ear. if i meet a new person, i try to listen what their peers are using. otherwise i try my best and if i make a mistake i politely say "sorry about that" and ask them how they would like to be refered to. Honest to goodness in adult society (people that have jobs, responsibilities, rent to pay and other things more important to worry about) this ends up being non-issue. just be polite and usually most people will be polite to you.

the real world is not this place where people will get a mob on you for making a mistake and as common courtesy just try to be polite to any other human being.

Mid 30s?? You mean 49

 

[WD_GASTER2]

i put that as an error when registering my username :/.

 

[Deleted User]

i put that as an error when registering my username :/.

I put mine wrong by 2 days but staff fixed it for me.

 

[LunaWofl]

From this thread I've learned that I should do you all the courtesy of respectfully calling you assholes owo

As was prophesied by my chuunibyou