You can also make it into a CIA, if you compile it from source. I made one
here a while ago. I don't know if it's up to date with the latest source or not.
I presume running Linux without kernel access would be very slow; otherwise, it would've been done already. Or maybe it uses extra drivers that require kernel access that can be removed from the source to run it in userland. I'm not exactly that good with that sort of thing (it took me
hours to even compile the CIA).
By the way, it would be great if you could stop double... triple... quintuple posting. There's an edit function for a reason.
EDIT: Excuse me, I mean nonuple posting. Apparently that's a word.