Watched the Hitmans bodyguard and these lyrics are hilarious and true as hell:
"[Verse 1]
Life is a highway and it's mighty fucking long (mighty fucking long)
Full of twists and turns so you know shit's gon' go wrong (shit's gonna go wrong)
You can slip (slip), you can slide (slide)
You can run (run) but you can't hide (hide)
[Chorus]
Nobody gets out alive (nobody gets out alive)
Nobody gets out alive (no fucking way)
[Verse 2]
Life is a highway with mountains mighty high (mountains mighty high)
When you get to the top it's deep down the other side (down the other side)
All of a sudden you're going too fast (fast)
The breaks don't work so that's your ass (your ass)
[Chorus]
Nobody gets out alive (nobody gets out alive)
Nobody gets out alive (no fucking way)
There's lots of roads that you can take (you can take)
It's all about the choice you make (fucking choices)
No matter how fast you wanna go
Don't look in the rearview 'cause you know
Nobody gets out alive (no fucking way)
~ Samuel L Jackson ~ The hitman's Bodygaurd OST
"[Verse 1]
Life is a highway and it's mighty fucking long (mighty fucking long)
Full of twists and turns so you know shit's gon' go wrong (shit's gonna go wrong)
You can slip (slip), you can slide (slide)
You can run (run) but you can't hide (hide)
[Chorus]
Nobody gets out alive (nobody gets out alive)
Nobody gets out alive (no fucking way)
[Verse 2]
Life is a highway with mountains mighty high (mountains mighty high)
When you get to the top it's deep down the other side (down the other side)
All of a sudden you're going too fast (fast)
The breaks don't work so that's your ass (your ass)
[Chorus]
Nobody gets out alive (nobody gets out alive)
Nobody gets out alive (no fucking way)
There's lots of roads that you can take (you can take)
It's all about the choice you make (fucking choices)
No matter how fast you wanna go
Don't look in the rearview 'cause you know
Nobody gets out alive (no fucking way)
~ Samuel L Jackson ~ The hitman's Bodygaurd OST