post here funny pictures

[Veho]

 

[Noctosphere]

I see the "G point", but where's the G spot though?

G spot in french is called the "Point G"
Maybe it's translation mistake???

 

[CoolMe]

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G spot in french is called the "Point G"
Maybe it's translation mistake???

So the whole thing is a G spot?

 

[AncientBoi]

My grandma used to say; " if you mastubate a lot you will become blind". I see a perfect picture ...

Hey hun, would you kindly help an old man find his glasses?

 

[AncientBoi]

Dudes be like "I can't find the quick access button"

They should have made one with a male doohickey Then I could find it very very very well.

 

[CoolMe]

 

[Veho]

 

[CoolMe]

 

[hippy dave]

 

[hippy dave]

 

[FAST6191]

I might question that -- technically when He is burning it is a bad thing, though some might argue end state and He still burns brightly still.

I am a fan of He's lighter stuff anyway rather than the heavy stuff so often peddled by mainstream humanity, guess this is what people mean when they say too the moon.

 

[CoolMe]

 

[impeeza]

I am afraid to go inside without my wife.

 

[impeeza]

 

[impeeza]

 

[Veho]

 

[Noctosphere]

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I don't get it, please explain?

 

[AncientBoi]

I don't get it, please explain?

Yeah. Like lucy ricardo would say, "Splain"

 

[CoolMe]

I don't get it, please explain?

 

[FAST6191]

I don't get it, please explain?

*dons FAST6191 - spoiler of jokes hat*

Most human bodily fluids don't taste especially pleasant, and those inclined to lick penises of others tend to note that the result of such things (that would be semen, sperme if my memory of French words that gets the teacher upset is anything to go by) counts among those. It is also said that what a person eats (pineapple being one such legend, strawberries, some go for watermelon, some opt not to eat meat...) influences the taste, which could well be true (semen from smokers being noted for being awful, and various unpleasant chemicals do build up and leave when you shoot hence rubbing one on at least a monthly basis is encouraged for prostate health) but scientific tests are a bit thin on the ground.
Semen rhymes with seaman (aka sailor) which for possibly centuries has led to all sorts of hilarious jokes*. In this case it is the somewhat rare reverse take on that with a sea monster eating said sailors (seaman) and hoping pineapple makes them taste better.

*two favourites.
Why are camels known as the ships of the desert? Because they are full of Arab semen.
While something of an urban legend the old show Captain Pugwash was supposed to have had a character called seaman staines https://stason.org/TULARC/tv/britis...haracters-in-Captain-Pugwash-called-Brit.html


and as I am posting videos in pictures thread again better do EOF so song
Sex Pistols - Friggin in the Riggin