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Noctosphere said:
I don't get it, please explain? :(
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*dons FAST6191 - spoiler of jokes hat*

Most human bodily fluids don't taste especially pleasant, and those inclined to lick penises of others tend to note that the result of such things (that would be semen, sperme if my memory of French words that gets the teacher upset is anything to go by) counts among those. It is also said that what a person eats (pineapple being one such legend, strawberries, some go for watermelon, some opt not to eat meat...) influences the taste, which could well be true (semen from smokers being noted for being awful, and various unpleasant chemicals do build up and leave when you shoot hence rubbing one on at least a monthly basis is encouraged for prostate health) but scientific tests are a bit thin on the ground.
Semen rhymes with seaman (aka sailor) which for possibly centuries has led to all sorts of hilarious jokes*. In this case it is the somewhat rare reverse take on that with a sea monster eating said sailors (seaman) and hoping pineapple makes them taste better.

*two favourites.
Why are camels known as the ships of the desert? Because they are full of Arab semen.
While something of an urban legend the old show Captain Pugwash was supposed to have had a character called seaman staines https://stason.org/TULARC/tv/britis...haracters-in-Captain-Pugwash-called-Brit.html


and as I am posting videos in pictures thread again better do EOF so song
Sex Pistols - Friggin in the Riggin
 
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FAST6191 said:
*dons FAST6191 - spoiler of jokes hat*

Most human bodily fluids don't taste especially pleasant, and those inclined to lick penises of others tend to note that the result of such things (that would be semen, sperme if my memory of French words that gets the teacher upset is anything to go by) counts among those. It is also said that what a person eats (pineapple being one such legend, strawberries, some go for watermelon, some opt not to eat meat...) influences the taste, which could well be true (semen from smokers being noted for being awful, and various unpleasant chemicals do build up and leave when you shoot hence rubbing one on at least a monthly basis is encouraged for prostate health) but scientific tests are a bit thin on the ground.
Semen rhymes with seaman (aka sailor) which for possibly centuries has led to all sorts of hilarious jokes*. In this case it is the somewhat rare reverse take on that with a sea monster eating said sailors (seaman) and hoping pineapple makes them taste better.

*two favourites.
Why are camels known as the ships of the desert? Because they are full of Arab semen.
While something of an urban legend the old show Captain Pugwash was supposed to have had a character called seaman staines https://stason.org/TULARC/tv/britis...haracters-in-Captain-Pugwash-called-Brit.html


and as I am posting videos in pictures thread again better do EOF so song
Sex Pistols - Friggin in the Riggin
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I Love Semen. As long as they don't get me seasic
 
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FAST6191 said:
*dons FAST6191 - spoiler of jokes hat*

Most human bodily fluids don't taste especially pleasant, and those inclined to lick penises of others tend to note that the result of such things (that would be semen, sperme if my memory of French words that gets the teacher upset is anything to go by) counts among those. It is also said that what a person eats (pineapple being one such legend, strawberries, some go for watermelon, some opt not to eat meat...) influences the taste, which could well be true (semen from smokers being noted for being awful, and various unpleasant chemicals do build up and leave when you shoot hence rubbing one on at least a monthly basis is encouraged for prostate health) but scientific tests are a bit thin on the ground.
Semen rhymes with seaman (aka sailor) which for possibly centuries has led to all sorts of hilarious jokes*. In this case it is the somewhat rare reverse take on that with a sea monster eating said sailors (seaman) and hoping pineapple makes them taste better.

*two favourites.
Why are camels known as the ships of the desert? Because they are full of Arab semen.
While something of an urban legend the old show Captain Pugwash was supposed to have had a character called seaman staines https://stason.org/TULARC/tv/britis...haracters-in-Captain-Pugwash-called-Brit.html


and as I am posting videos in pictures thread again better do EOF so song
Sex Pistols - Friggin in the Riggin
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Thanks for the explanation................
@Costello I hope you now see why some of us NEED that puke/vomit reaction now?
 
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I read on the EOF something like: if you don't are sure of the answer to something, do not post the correct answer and ask to reaffirmation what is correct (you will get endless mumble jumble). publish a know wrong answer and you will get the correct one instantly.
 
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