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Reminds me of a quebec tv show called "les bougons"
It showed us how to double cross the system
In the very first episode they showed us how to get free beer
Back then, early 2000's, when you wanted beer, you first had to pay and then go in the freezer to grab your pack/box of beers

So the guy went to the store and bought two boxes of beer. He went to the freezer, took the two boxes and left the store.
He then put the boxes in his car, where he took two other boxes of beers, but those had empty bottles. He goes back in the store and say to the employee "hey, i just discussed with my friends, we'll take another brand okay?"
The employee nod, so the fraud goes back in the freezer, put the two empty boxes and take two other of another brand.
Goes back to his car where put the two boxes of beers... And take another empty box of beer of this brand.
Goes back in the store and tell the employee "you know, we don't wanna get too drunk, so we'll take only one. Can you refund me one please?"


So he got 4 boxes of beers for the price of 1
 
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Biggus Carrotdickus(it doesn’t has to be related just only to Jazz Jackrabbit it could be Oswald the Rabbit,Bugs Bunny,Raving Rabidds from Rayman).
You know like in Monthy Python.
Naghtius Maximus,Biggus Dickus,Impontinentia Buttocks.
Latine language sounds like spells from Harry Potter.
Biggus Carrodickus.
Fartniticus Bottle Royalicus Nippuluticus.
Cuntunicus.
Raymaniculus Nipuluticus.
Dirty jokes in nutshell.
Vegetables from Chernobyl or not from Chernobyl that is the question.
Mutations of genes that’s for sure.
GMO in nutshell.
 

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Biggus Carrotdickus(it doesn’t has to be related just only to Jazz Jackrabbit it could be Oswald the Rabbit,Bugs Bunny,Raving Rabidds from Rayman).
You know like in Monthy Python.
Naghtius Maximus,Biggus Dickus,Impontinentia Buttocks.
Latine language sounds like spells from Harry Potter.
Biggus Carrodickus.
Fartniticus Bottle Royalicus Nippuluticus.
Cuntunicus.
Raymaniculus Nipuluticus.
Dirty jokes in nutshell.
Vegetables from Chernobyl or not from Chernobyl that is the question.
Mutations of genes that’s for sure.
GMO in nutshell.
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Biblically accurate clippy
No. Biblically Inaccurate Clippy. It’s related just only to H.P. Lovecraft not Holly Bible. More like Mr. Clippy from Pripyat Chernobyl. According to quoting reinterpreting someone from YouTube Bisqwit Discord Server some user.
Better to be pedophile and pervert than Lovecraftian failed mutants creatures monsters beasts lover enthusiast fan even. Angels are just only accurate looking the same in paintings and Books of Holly Bible. They have to be antropomorphic,humanoid ancient,mythical spirits birds with wings. Not some flying head mutants with multiple eyes.
 
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a) Try reading the Bible for once,
b) Please let go of your obsession with Chernobyl, it's not healthy.
Even H.P. Lovecraft?
But I want prefer them Angels to look like in paintings.
Maybe that depends on Human imagination. Kind of like bogart in J.K. Rowling book novels of Harry Potter book Prisoner of Azkaban.
I guess it’s like expecting Vatican to read book novels about H.P. Lovecraft. They won’t do it.
George Orwell once said, "The further a society drifts from the truth, the more it hates those who preach it. Truth is the new hate speech. Telling the truth in an age of hypocrisy is a revolutionary act.”
George Orwell said, "The further a society drifts from the truth, the more it hates those who preach it. Truth is the new hate speech. Telling the truth in an age of hypocrisy is a revolutionary act.”
This process can go on indefinitely.
I remember Mr. Clippy differently. He had two eyes. Not more than two eyes. From older software Microsoft Windows. Microsoft software business before Microsoft Xbox hardware business showed up. Right now he has eight eyes?
What kind of weed Bill Gates or someone else was smoking. You know junk,drugs.
Priests know Well of how Angels are looking. Than internet memers.
 
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