Play this game: go to HEAVEN!

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  1. Vulpes Abnocto
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    Vulpes Abnocto Drinks, Knows Things

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    Can't be assed to attend Sunday Mass?
    Do not fret, o sinner, for your salvation is as close as your TV.
    Prayer Works Interactive has graciously delivered unto us a cross of the Holy Communion, and electronic ease.

    Mass: We Pray promises to get you closer to God,
    without the need to get close to your neighbors.

    You know you want this game.
    The Power of Christ COMPELS YOU to play!

    Deus ex Machina?
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    This is (almost certainly) Not a real game; However it's suspected that this may be part of a viral video campaign to advertise EA's forthcoming game Dante's Inferno.


    UPDATE: Kotaku confirms this as being marketing for Dante's Inferno.

    (Thanks, hellohey)
     


  2. Gullwing

    Gullwing homo

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    Sick joke... This is an insult to God and Christ?
     
  3. Man18

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    Lol Pirate this game and go to hell!
     
  4. Vulpes Abnocto
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    Vulpes Abnocto Drinks, Knows Things

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    May Wiisus bless and keep you, and deliver you from wiivil.
     
  5. IceRentoraa29

    IceRentoraa29 Don't get in between a kid and his ice cream cone.

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    I was never here, m'kay? [​IMG]
     
  6. prowler

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    before you know it, this will be their new marketing scam.
     
  7. Overlord Nadrian

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    To the creators of this game:


    wat.
     
  8. Depravo

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    Does this game have a 'God mode'?
     
  9. Isabelyes

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    lol epic win!

    this game is gonna fail though.

    not because I'm against God and stuff,
    but it's the game itself, that is going to be stupid. so please don't take this personal.

    srsly, what would this game have you do?
     
  10. Anakir

    Anakir Project: Melee

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    I lol'ed.

    This game seems so pointless..

     
  11. Raven Darkheart

    Raven Darkheart The Radioactive Flamer

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    teaches ya how to behave in church so that supposed catholics can practice before their yearly visit to church i suppose. and hey at least with this version, you wont need to worry about the priest acting all touchy feely and all
     
  12. Anakir

    Anakir Project: Melee

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    lolol.
     
  13. Astral_

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    This has got to be a fake.
    It is.... right ?
     
  14. Sstew

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    I really feel bad for whoever ends up owning that game.
     
  15. prowler

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    i would buy that game, just to troll.
     
  16. ninchya

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    lol i cant believe what gaming companies would do to get people to buy games, honestly not every1 here is christian ( MEH) lol

    anyways u now have a exuse to skip sundays to play ur wii lol
     
  17. Veho

    Veho The man who cried "Ni".

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    Rotflol [​IMG]


    I wonder if a protestant option will become available as well.

    And a Flying Spaghetti Monster one (I bet that one would sell for the comedy value alone [​IMG] ).
     
  18. Law

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    It would sell because all the pretentious pricks would buy it ironically.
     
  19. Guild McCommunist

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    I wonder what the Amish think...

    Is there a sleep mode if you want to skip through the rest of the sermon?
     
  20. JesseB

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    Now we just wait for the ringing celebrity endorsements from Ned Flanders and Jerry Falwell.

    Diddly, diddly, doo!


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