Play this game: go to HEAVEN!

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Can't be assed to attend Sunday Mass?
Do not fret, o sinner, for your salvation is as close as your TV.
Prayer Works Interactive has graciously delivered unto us a cross of the Holy Communion, and electronic ease.

Mass: We Pray promises to get you closer to God,
without the need to get close to your neighbors.

You know you want this game.
The Power of Christ COMPELS YOU to play!

Deus ex Machina?
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This is (almost certainly) Not a real game; However it's suspected that this may be part of a viral video campaign to advertise EA's forthcoming game Dante's Inferno.


UPDATE: Kotaku confirms this as being marketing for Dante's Inferno.

(Thanks, hellohey)
 

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Depravo said:
Does this game have a 'God mode'?

lol epic win!

this game is gonna fail though.

not because I'm against God and stuff,
but it's the game itself, that is going to be stupid. so please don't take this personal.

srsly, what would this game have you do?
 

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teaches ya how to behave in church so that supposed catholics can practice before their yearly visit to church i suppose. and hey at least with this version, you wont need to worry about the priest acting all touchy feely and all
 

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lol i cant believe what gaming companies would do to get people to buy games, honestly not every1 here is christian ( MEH) lol

anyways u now have a exuse to skip sundays to play ur wii lol
 

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Vulpes Abnocto said:
May Wiisus bless and keep you, and deliver you from weevil.

Dude.
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Not cool.



Anakir said:
QUOTEcosmosofinfinity (20 hours ago) +8
Will it online multiprayer?
lolol.
Rotflol
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I wonder if a protestant option will become available as well.

And a Flying Spaghetti Monster one (I bet that one would sell for the comedy value alone
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Now we just wait for the ringing celebrity endorsements from Ned Flanders and Jerry Falwell.

Diddly, diddly, doo!


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