Play this game: go to HEAVEN!

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Nov 18, 2009
  1. Vulpes Abnocto
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    Former Staff Vulpes Abnocto Drinks, Knows Things

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    Can't be assed to attend Sunday Mass?
    Do not fret, o sinner, for your salvation is as close as your TV.
    Prayer Works Interactive has graciously delivered unto us a cross of the Holy Communion, and electronic ease.

    Mass: We Pray promises to get you closer to God,
    without the need to get close to your neighbors.

    You know you want this game.
    The Power of Christ COMPELS YOU to play!

    Deus ex Machina?
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    This is (almost certainly) Not a real game; However it's suspected that this may be part of a viral video campaign to advertise EA's forthcoming game Dante's Inferno.


    UPDATE: Kotaku confirms this as being marketing for Dante's Inferno.

    (Thanks, hellohey)
     


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    Member Gullwing Synesthete

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    Sick joke... This is an insult to God and Christ?
     
  3. Man18

    Member Man18 GBAtemp Maniac

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    Lol Pirate this game and go to hell!
     
  4. Vulpes Abnocto
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    Former Staff Vulpes Abnocto Drinks, Knows Things

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    May Wiisus bless and keep you, and deliver you from wiivil.
     
  5. IceRentoraa29

    Member IceRentoraa29 Don't get in between a kid and his ice cream cone.

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    I was never here, m'kay? [​IMG]
     
  6. prowler

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    before you know it, this will be their new marketing scam.
     
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    To the creators of this game:


    wat.
     
  8. Depravo

    Global Moderator Depravo Jaded curmudgeon

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    Does this game have a 'God mode'?
     
  9. Isabelyes

    Member Isabelyes GBAtemp Advanced Fan

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    lol epic win!

    this game is gonna fail though.

    not because I'm against God and stuff,
    but it's the game itself, that is going to be stupid. so please don't take this personal.

    srsly, what would this game have you do?
     
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    I lol'ed.

    This game seems so pointless..

     
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    teaches ya how to behave in church so that supposed catholics can practice before their yearly visit to church i suppose. and hey at least with this version, you wont need to worry about the priest acting all touchy feely and all
     
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    lolol.
     
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    Member Astral_ GBAtemp Fan

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    This has got to be a fake.
    It is.... right ?
     
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    I really feel bad for whoever ends up owning that game.
     
  15. prowler

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    i would buy that game, just to troll.
     
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    lol i cant believe what gaming companies would do to get people to buy games, honestly not every1 here is christian ( MEH) lol

    anyways u now have a exuse to skip sundays to play ur wii lol
     
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    Global Moderator Veho The man who cried "Ni".

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    Rotflol [​IMG]


    I wonder if a protestant option will become available as well.

    And a Flying Spaghetti Monster one (I bet that one would sell for the comedy value alone [​IMG] ).
     
  18. Law

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    It would sell because all the pretentious pricks would buy it ironically.
     
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    I wonder what the Amish think...

    Is there a sleep mode if you want to skip through the rest of the sermon?
     
  20. JesseB

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    Now we just wait for the ringing celebrity endorsements from Ned Flanders and Jerry Falwell.

    Diddly, diddly, doo!


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