Well... i didn't see your storm
Must be of US quality
Hell, even China quality is better than that shit
Everything is bigger in china
Except their mini tiny bity bit penises
But hey, i once saw that we, canadian, have bigger average penises than you USians
Not by a lot, but still bigger than yours
Back to the subject now... what was it already?
Oh yea, P1ngpong's biography
Here it is
''He had a life and decided in his young day to trash it away so he can have sooo many more in video games...
He left this world way too early, but as i said, he's a gamer, he knew the way to have infinite lives, even in this world some people call 'the real world'' or ''IRL''. He will be back soon at the last checkpoint, which could be anywhere...
Oh there he is @p1ngpong
Welcome back P1ng, you have 998 lives left, but I'm sure you will find a way back to 999
There is no end to a gamer's life.