Omegle: Funny Chat Logs

[Nabaricious]

You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
Official messages from Omegle will not be sent with the label 'Stranger:'. Strangers claiming to represent Omegle are lying.
You: hi
You: I won
You: I said hi first
Stranger: no
Stranger: i fuckin one
You: ok
You: you won
You: don't hurt me
Stranger: what did i win?
You: 8===D
Stranger: eww.
You: and Broke Back Mountain 8==8===D
Stranger: forfiet
Stranger: I QUIT!
You: So I won
You: ?
You: I would so suck your dick.
Stranger: i have several million
Stranger: whitch one
You: You have more than one dick? o.O
Stranger: yes
You: You are weird
Stranger: they are going to seperate and take over the world one day
You: But I'll take the black and white one
You: One Dalmation Dick Please.
Stranger: i only have greenish blue ones, sorry
You: Yeah that's gangrene
You: need to cut them off
You: or you'll die
Stranger: already on it
You: Wanna be my bf?
Stranger: no thanks, i prefer people who arnt deprate enough to date over the internet
You: then why are you here?
You: Hahaha you fucked yourself
Stranger: because im fuckin bored and its midnight
You: LOfuckingL
Stranger: lolololololololfucklolfucklol
You: Hey bro so you into gamming?
Stranger: not realy
You: Reading?
You: Bowling?
Stranger: definately not
You: Materbating?
Stranger: YES(jk)
You: You ask me something now.
Stranger: im actualy into eating puppies and raping aborted fetues
Stranger: you black nyagga?
You: no you boy
You: I'm mexican-american
Stranger: im half black half purplr
Stranger: it maks me blurple
You: is that why you started the conversation talking about swollen purple penis?
Stranger: hey
Stranger: there blue
Stranger: get it right asshole
Stranger: and im pretty sure i did that cuz im too tired to think and toobored to care
You: Do you like licking assholes?
Stranger: totaly
Stranger: i like it with my oj
Stranger: oj simpson in a sandwhitch in a porno
Stranger: obamas the chef
Stranger: jesus is the chain owner
Stranger: i am the truth
You: I would love to see a porno where Obama and Osama knife fight
You: and then the winner gets fucked by a horse
Stranger: thats my jam breh
Stranger: and then in the end it turns out the horse was a cylon
Stranger: ooh
Stranger: scary
You: haha wtf bro you are sleepy
You: dude I love you
Stranger: me too
Stranger: in the most explicetly homosexual way possible
You: rofl
Stranger: hahahahahahahahahaahahahahahahafuckhaha
You: Anything on your mind?
Stranger: yes, the fact that i feel like this conversation is directed and produced by micheal bay and some random horny asian guy
You: Wow, I have no idea who those people are.
You: What do you name your dicks?
Stranger: micheal bay is he guy who directed the bourne trillogy
You: Mine is Carl, and my left nut is Sally, Rex is the right one.
Stranger: they have numbers like the guy from slipknot, starting from zero to 178573876593755fuck36235437
You: Yeah, how come I don't believe you?
Stranger: because your a hater
Stranger: and because fuck isnt a real number
You: lol
Stranger: true story
You: Damn bro, if you lived next door I'd get you drunk
Stranger: bro im perfectly capapble of doing that myself
You: ok
Stranger: i will fly to where you are in a magic rum bottle and drown you in drunkness
You: Then we have sex?
You: I'll let you fill all my holes.
Stranger: no, i promissed the jahovas witnesses (cylons) id abstain
You: LOL
Stranger: its fucking true.
Stranger: fucking robots
You: Ooook
You: I would so fuck a robot
Stranger: they [censored] my crops and burn my women
Stranger: and eat my shedded skin
You: Nice, do they peel your penis skin like a banana?
Stranger: no, it peels more like lady ggagas prosthetic dick when its dry put
You: Oh I see.
You: So how old are you?
You: I'm 25
Stranger: 7427245863558fuck134
You: you morron
Stranger: what
Stranger: being serious is for people i actualy know
Stranger: im out
Your conversational partner has disconnected.

 

[lukecop80]

Number 1:
You: hello
Stranger: hi
Your conversational partner has disconnected.

Number 2:
Stranger: Hi
You: HELLO
Stranger: Hello?
You: You don't know what hello means?
You: WHAT IS WRONG WITH YOU
You: YOU KNOW WHAT HI MEANS BUT NOT HELLO

Number 3:
You: I AM AN BIRD
Stranger: A BIRD
You: huh?
You: I'm the bird here buddy
You: Not you
You: You're a fish
Stranger: it ain't AN BIRD
You: Huh?
You: yeah it is
You: You don't say A bird, that just sounds dumb
You: Yeah you just got pwned
You: GRAMMAR PWNED
Stranger: You are dumb
You:
You: OMG YOU ARE SO MEAN
Stranger: Yes I am
You: Are you proud of your mean ness?
You: I hope you're not
You: Because that's wrong
Stranger: No it's not because I couldn't care less what u think.
You: That's odd. Normally when I think, crowds of people surround me and say "OMG what's he thinking now!"
Stranger: Oh u r that important?
You: Yes
You: Oh and it's You and Are not u and r. They are letters.
Stranger: Well in my part of the world it's what u so that counts and not what u think.
You: What you sew? Your country must love sewing.

 

[_Chaz_]

You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!

Stranger: Wild Suicune appeared!
You: Go! Croconaw!
You: *thinks*
Stranger: [Lv 40 Suicune]
You: [Lv 32 Croconaw]
You: Croconaw! Use Bite!
You: *waits for command*
Stranger: [Current health: 92%]
Stranger: Wild Suicune uses Rain Dance!
You: This is the part where Suicune flees and I toss my game boy at the wall.
Stranger: Crystal, version, bitches!
You: OH SHIT!
Stranger: It began to rain!
You: -It Started Raining!-
You: Croconaw used Waterfall!
Stranger: It's not very effective...
Stranger: [Current health: 85%]
You: Croconaw! Come back!
You: Go, Butterfree!
You: [Lv 35 Butterfree]
Stranger: Wild Suicune uses Aura Beam!
You: [Current health: 6%]
Stranger: It's Super Effective!
You: Oh no!
You: Butterfree! Use Sleep Powder!
Stranger: Suicune fell asleep!
Stranger: Suicune is fast asleep!
You:

You: Butterfree, come back!
You: Go, Ampharos!
Stranger: Suicune is fast asleep!
You: [Lv 33 Ampharos]
You: Ampharos, Use Thunder Punch!
Stranger: It
Stranger: It's super effective!
Stranger: [Current health: 10%]
Stranger: Suicune woke up!
You: 'o'
Stranger: Suicune used bubblebeam!
You: [Current health: 84%]
Stranger: (With rain dance?

)
You: Indeed. special defense, bitches!
Stranger: (Damn Amphy!

)
You: Ampharos, use Thunderwave!
Stranger: Wild Suicune fainted!
You: ...
You: From Thunderwave?
Stranger: Shit...
Stranger: Woops...
You: lol
Stranger: Wild suicune is paralyzed! It may be unable to attack!
You:

You: [still your move]
Stranger: Wild suicune used water gun!
You: [Current health: 63%]
You:

You: Kris used an Ultra Ball!
Stranger: *Dink... Dink... Opens* Aaargh! So close!
You: NO!
Stranger: Wild suicune is completely paralyzed!
You: :}
You: Kris used an Ultra Ball!
Stranger: *Dink... Opens* Darn!
You: FFFFFFFFFFFFFF-
Stranger: Wild suicune used aura beam!
You: [Current health: 12%]
Stranger: -The rain has ended-
You:

You: Kris used a Great Ball!
Stranger: *Dink... Dink... Dink... Opens* Oh! So close!
You: ._.
Stranger: Wild suicune used bubblebeam!
You: Ampharos fainted!
You: DAMN!
You: Kris chooses to use the next Pokemon!
You: Go! Scyther!
You: [Lv 34 Scyther]
You: Scyther, Use False Swipe!
Stranger: [Current health: 1]
You: :]
Stranger: Wild suicune is completely paralyzed!
You:

You: Kris used a Great Ball!
Stranger: *Dink... Dink... Opens* Aaargh! So close!
You: FFFFFFFFFFFFFF-
Stranger: Wild suicune used rain dance!
Stranger: -It begins to rain-
You: >.>
You: