Omegle: Funny Chat Logs

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You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
Official messages from Omegle will not be sent with the label 'Stranger:'. Strangers claiming to represent Omegle are lying.
Stranger: hi
You: hi
Stranger: what's up?
You: me
You:
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Stranger: hahahaa
Stranger: age?
You: 25
Stranger: m or f?
You: both
You: )
You:
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Your conversational partner has disconnected.


edit: hmm i didnt see that this thread is kinda old
 
Stranger: heyyy
You: heyyyv
Stranger: wats ur name?
You: person
Stranger: haha
Stranger: girl????
You: you wish
You: M
Your conversational partner has disconnected.
 
guddamnnecrobump, _Chaz_.
And yet again I see one of my annoying posts.
I might as well post a conversation.

Stranger: hi
You: Why did you leave me
You: Why?! WHY!

Stranger: no reason
You: I don't understand!
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You: I saw you under there.
Stranger: because i like beautiful girl
You: you no get beautiful girl
You: you get pr0n on internet
Stranger: you are funny
Stranger: what 's matter with you
You: you left me. now I'm angry.
Stranger: you can tell him you love
You: chicken noodle soup
You: kthxbai
 
You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
Official messages from Omegle will not be sent with the label 'Stranger:'. Strangers claiming to represent Omegle are lying.
You: hi
Stranger: m
You: wut?
Stranger: nothings
You: moderator?
Stranger: dont undwratander
You: i tryed to google "undwratander" but i got no idea what it means, please fill me in
Stranger: sr rhat is understand,type wrong:)
You: ok. so were are you from? not verry familiar with english?
Stranger: Chinese shenzhen city
Stranger: you type very fastly
You: well thank you
You: I'm from Sweden myself but i use english more then swedish
Stranger: where u come from?
Stranger: oh,why?
You: well
You: I use internet alot and the most used language on the net is english
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Stranger: oh i see
Stranger: are you a student?
You: was also stuck in World of Warcraft for 3 and a half year.
You: yea im a student, high school infact
Stranger: have you been chinese ever?
You: If i have been in china? No i have never been there
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Stranger: haha china is a beautiful country
You: hehe i know
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Stranger: have very very old histroy
You: I'm a manga/anime Nerd, altrought most anime and manga is from japan
Stranger: hehe
Stranger: oh Japan is nearby chinese
You: yea
You: If i ever get enogh money i'm gona visit both China and Japan.
Stranger: manga?
You: hm?
Stranger: great idea
You:
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You: How about you? hobby? are you a student?
Stranger: how to get enoght money?
Stranger: not I manage an tea shop
Stranger: sale Chineae tea and tea-pot
You: okey
You: Got any hobbies?
You: I myself like to play games on my Nintendo DS and Gamecube, also some pc games. Kinda active on the forum GBATemp.net
Stranger: chimese tea have been Sweden bofore
You: you have been in sweden befor?
You: Long ago?
Stranger: never
Stranger: i like movie,karaoke,pc game
You: Ok, what kind of games you play?
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Stranger: nfs
Stranger: and some sport hames
You: Promise me you never start playing World of Warcraft
Stranger: haha i promise you,never
You:
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You: Btw how old are you? I'm 19 myself
Stranger: 29
Stranger: very old
You: nah 29 it not old, but i think i understand how you may feel, you are not far from turning 30. I'm not far from turning 20 and i feel like the time is going way to fast now times
Stranger: yeah you are right
Stranger: times goby like a bird
You:
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You: Well it's have been verry nice to talk to you, i really enjoyed our conversation but i have to go
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Stranger: and it never turn around
Stranger: ok
Stranger: see u
Stranger: good night
You: See you, maybe we end up talking again sometime, and good night. (here in sweden the clock is only 15:57)
You: /wave
Stranger: haha I hope:)
Stranger: here is 21:59pm
You: ok
You: Darn i'm bad at saying good bye, well one last good bye: Good Bye nice to have talked with you /wave
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SoulSnatcher said:
guddamnnecrobump, _Chaz_.
And yet again I see one of my annoying posts.
I might as well post a conversation.

Stranger: hi
You: Why did you leave me
You: Why?! WHY!

Stranger: no reason
You: I don't understand!
cry.gif

You: I saw you under there.
Stranger: because i like beautiful girl
You: you no get beautiful girl
You: you get pr0n on internet
Stranger: you are funny
Stranger: what 's matter with you
You: you left me. now I'm angry.
Stranger: you can tell him you love
You: chicken noodle soup
You: kthxbai
That's funny!

I'm gonna try this!
 
You: Hi
Stranger: Hii.
You: Hi.
Stranger: Hii.
You: Hi.
You: Guten Abend,
You: Auf wiedersehen!
Stranger: German.
You have disconnected.

You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
Official messages from Omegle will not be sent with the label 'Stranger:'. Strangers claiming to represent Omegle are lying.
You: Hallo
Stranger: Hey
Stranger: M
Stranger: I
Stranger: U?
You: A
You: B
You: C?
You: E
You: F
You: G?
You: H
You: I
You: J
You: K
You: L
You: M
Your conversational partner has disconnected.
 
You: i'm male.....
You: sooo...
Stranger: gand mara
You: if you're looking for girls... don't bother with me
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Stranger: fuck off
You: likewise
Stranger: r u intrested
You: in what?
Stranger: in fuck
You: haha yeaaa... sure who aren't
You: are you?
Stranger: ya
You: well, that's one thing I guess we have in common
Your conversational partner has disconnected.

Haha, some are so sweet
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Edit: it's edited... now it's finished
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Issac said:
I started talking to a swedish guy
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haha, it was kind of awkward...
i was talking to a 20 year old swedish girl for about 3 hours without knowing she was from sweden XD
 
Haha, that's great
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I've talked right now with a someone who I don't know if it was a girl or a boy... I have his/her name and email address (he or her liked talking to me
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) and that person knew that I was a dude at least...
Anyone here good with korean names? I tried googling but i didn't get any wiser
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Stranger: hi
Stranger: asi?
You: heyyyy
You: asl
You: heeyyyyyy sexyyyy xxxxx
Stranger: im 10 male australia
Stranger: now you
You: im 98 female italian looking for hot love
Stranger: ill give it to you babe
Stranger: you have MSN?
You: yes i do
Stranger: add me?
Stranger: [email protected]
 
LMAO!

well, I tried guys, altho cbf doing long troll convos tho.. too hard on my guts lol.

Stranger: Befor u ask i must say...i am m/24
You: f/32
Stranger: hii
You: but i like em young
Stranger: hmmm
Stranger: no issue
Stranger: we can talk
You: wanna cyber
Stranger: whats what?
Stranger: ?
You: cyber your face
Stranger: how?
You: think about it
You have disconnected.

You: hi
Stranger: hi
Stranger: asl?
You: f/13 you?
Stranger: m 17
You: is that legal
Stranger: legal for what?
You: wanna cyber?
Stranger: ok
You: cyber your face!!!!
You have disconnected.

You: heya
You: asl?
Stranger: hi
Stranger: f
Stranger: turkey
Stranger: 15
You: m/49 china
Your conversational partner has disconnected.

DISCRIMINATION!
 
Issac said:
Haha, that's great
wink.gif
I've talked right now with a someone who I don't know if it was a girl or a boy... I have his/her name and email address (he or her liked talking to me
tongue.gif
) and that person knew that I was a dude at least...
Anyone here good with korean names? I tried googling but i didn't get any wiser
tongue.gif

Its a guy. There are very few people who actually use omegle for what it is meant for, and even fewer are women.

Iirc, korean names aren't as male-female as western names.
 
Stranger: hi i'm looking for a girl into fetish
You: that's me
Stranger: your asl?
You: 19/f/sweden
Stranger: im 22 m holland
Stranger: and i have a foot fetish
Stranger: i love female feet
You: lol
Stranger: which shoe size do u wear?
You: 46
Stranger: nice
You: EU size
Stranger: i could be your doormat and footstool if you want
You: FREAK
You have disconnected.

Yes I actually went so far as to say I'm from Sweden. And the guy seemed honest XD
 
You: Hola.
Stranger: i am a male 21 searching for girl
You: Goddamit.

As you can see, i have a hard time with Omegle.
 
You: hi
Stranger: he
Stranger: j
You: I said hi
You: Helllooo???
You: Can you hear me?
Stranger: no
Stranger: not reeally
You: Hello?
Stranger: yes
Stranger: yes yes
You: Why aren't u typing?
Stranger: i dont know
You: Hello?
Stranger: maybe because im blind
You: Anyone there?
Stranger: it just makes no sence
Stranger: im def and blind
You: Learn how to type english retard!

another one:
You: hi
Stranger: hey
You: how old are you?
Stranger: f or m
Stranger: 18
Stranger: you?
You: Yeah sure and I'm 87 and I'm Pamela Anderson
 
monkat said:
Issac said:
Haha, that's great
wink.gif
I've talked right now with a someone who I don't know if it was a girl or a boy... I have his/her name and email address (he or her liked talking to me
tongue.gif
) and that person knew that I was a dude at least...
Anyone here good with korean names? I tried googling but i didn't get any wiser
tongue.gif

Its a guy. There are very few people who actually use omegle for what it is meant for, and even fewer are women.

Iirc, korean names aren't as male-female as western names.

Actually, after a few long emails I've found out that it is a She...
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Just to let you know
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You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
Official messages from Omegle will not be sent with the label 'Stranger:'. Strangers claiming to represent Omegle are lying.


Stranger: hiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiii
Stranger: asl???///
You: Hi.
You: If I say my asl, will you leave?
Stranger: no
You: 18/m/USA
Stranger: 20/m india
You: Too bad I'm a hypocrite.
Stranger: what?

You have disconnected.
 
Contains swear words
You: XD
You: I just farted...
Stranger: do u know who r madharchod....... its u
You: I'm sorry! I no speak de english
Stranger: asl and location
You: whatever you want
Stranger: male or female
You: anything you want
You: male, female, asexual
You: what have you
Stranger: re madharchod
You: its not nice to cal people a motherfucker
Stranger: re beeti chod
You: or daughter fucker
Stranger: so what should we call them
You: pixies!
Stranger: fuck and go to hell

Another:

You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
Official messages from Omegle will not be sent with the label 'Stranger:'. Strangers claiming to represent Omegle are lying.
Stranger: hey, i`m superwoman
You: hey im superman
Stranger: nice
You: i cant seem to find captain america
You: or spiderman
You: we were gonna have a sexy party
Stranger: nice
You: with strip poker
Stranger: ooh i want to go to
You: too bad
You: no ladies
You: only men
You: big strong men
Stranger: ooh damn !
You: no penis no access
You have disconnected.

My sister's attempt:

You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
Official messages from Omegle will not be sent with the label 'Stranger:'. Strangers claiming to represent Omegle are lying.
Stranger: hi
You:
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hello
Stranger: whats up
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Stranger: url?
You: the sky
Stranger: asl?
You: definately not GOD
You: 25 female
Stranger: 26 male
You: urmm
You: yeahh
You: you sure
You: where you from
Stranger: toronto
Stranger: hbu?
You: OMG
You: i'm from there 2
Stranger: really what part?
You: where abouts
You: you first
Stranger: roncesvalles
You: fuck off
You: i'm from there 2
Stranger: no way
You: where abouts
You:
 

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