Official PSvita thread

[Valwin]

I'm so sorry for this thread, guys.

In fact, I have a confession. I love the Vita so much, that I recently bought another to carry around in my ass. This is the closest I will ever get to having my one dream come true; having Kaz Hirai make sweet love to me.


LOVE ME LOVE LOVE ME

 

[Hyro-Sama]

 

[Santee]

Are these facts supposed to be humorous?

 

[BrightNeko]

PS2 – 1,006

 

[Foxi4]

...apart from the fact that your Vitanic routine is getting really old (and I mean really, really old), I need to correct you on something.

You continuously forget to mention that these are sales *in Japan*. As you may or may not know, this is Japan:

Spoiler

For your convenience, I encircled the area in question to illustrate why Media Create charts mean f*ck all in the global scheme of things, mainly because size-wise and population-wise, Japan is merely a little fart compared to the rest of the world.

What's more worrying is that you copied the data along with the picture straight from 4chan. The general rule of thumb is "If you find something on 4chan, it likely isn't funny" and it applies here as well.

I'm afraid you'll have to try harder.

Sincerely, Foxi.

 

[Valwin]

...apart from the fact that your Vitanic routine is getting really old (and I mean really, really old), I need to correct you on something.

You continuously forget to mention that these are sales *in Japan*. As you may or may not know, this is Japan:

Spoiler

For your convenience, I encircled the area in question to illustrate why Media Create charts mean f*ck all in the global scheme of things, mainly because size-wise and population-wise, Japan is merely a little fart compared to the rest of the world.

What's more worrying is that you copied the data along with the picture straight from 4chan. The general rule of thumb is "If you find something on 4chan, it likely isn't funny" and it applies here as well.

I'm afraid you'll have to try harder.

Sincerely, Foxi.

you seem upset shhhhhhhh

 

[Foxi4]

you seem upset shhhhhhhh

Upset? Nah. Bored is the right word.

You're just saying the same thing over and over again - it's plain boring. Not EoF-worthy.

I want more of your "Next time on GBATemp" stuff - that was fresh. This? This is just the average template for a Valwin/soulx USN thread, although I have to give it to soulx, he quit making those already.

 

[stinkoman]

Isn't this the same shit you got banned for in the first place, Valwin?

 

[p1ngpong]

Isn't this the same shit you got banned for in the first place, Valwin?

Everyone knows that Valwin is a one trick pony fail troll. Don't expect anything more from him.

 

[Foxi4]

Everyone knows that Valwin is a one trick pony fail troll. Don't expect anything more from him.

We will improve him. We will forge this pony fail troll into the ultimate trolling machine. We will teach him what is lulz and what is meh... for the greater good, for the benefit of mankind.

...there will be a day... this one day in human history...

...when everyone will cry.

AND WE WILL BEG THEM NOT TO CRY! ;O;

 

[Hells Malice]

Isn't this the same shit you got banned for in the first place, Valwin?

No he got banned for doing this, except twice a day and in USN.

 

[emigre]

 

[Lemmy Koopa]

Solution to these threads is to move to Japan and buy an abundance of PSVs each month.

 

[Veho]

We will improve him. We will forge this pony fail troll into the ultimate trolling machine.

And all the fanboys will look up and shout "troll" ... and he'll look down and whisper "I beg you don't cry ;o; "

 

[BORTZ]

No he got banned for doing this, except twice a day and in USN.

then its simple, we move his posts to the USN.

 

[emigre]

I've had a change of heart. I want him around so I ridicule him.

 

[MelodieOctavia]

I'm so sorry for this thread, guys.

In fact, I have a confession. I love the Vita so much, that I recently bought another to carry around in my ass. This is the closest I will ever get to having my one dream come true; having Kaz Hirai make sweet love to me.

Still a better love story than Twilight.

 

[emigre]

Twin has bitched Valwin up. Top, top Modmining.

 

[Flame]

 

[Valwin]

Hey guys whats happening