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- A man walks into a bar and says "shit fuck shit fuck fuck fuck" and the bartender says "fuck bitch fuck shit" and they defecate all over a random table
- What's the difference between a pigeon and a chicken? Fuck you
- A man buys a lamp and a genie comes out of it. "I can grant you three wishes" the genie says. "Cool" the man says "get the fuck out of here I'm shoving this lamp up my ass"
 

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"...The Aristocrats!"
I made sure to make it extra offensive:

A vaudeville performer is describing his act to a skeptical booking agent. "‘It’s very simple. My wife and I shit on the stage, and then the kids come out and wallow in it." The Agent, thunderstruck: "What kind of an act do you call that?" Vaudevillian, polishing his fingernails on his lapel: "We call it…‘The Aristocrats’!" Agent: "I am offended!"
 

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I made sure to make it extra offensive:

A vaudeville performer is describing his act to a skeptical booking agent. "‘It’s very simple. My wife and I shit on the stage, and then the kids come out and wallow in it." The Agent, thunderstruck: "What kind of an act do you call that?" Vaudevillian, polishing his fingernails on his lapel: "We call it…‘The Aristocrats’!" Agent: "I am offended!"
*clutches pearls*
*looks for the fainting couch*
 
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How would you call it?
She, because that's how i see her, i see her as a girl and not as a... Oh i'm offending you? Shut up fucking "non-binary" there's only two gender, her and him, that's it. Even transgender can only swap between these two gender, so shut up with all your non sense...
 

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How would you call it?
She, because that's how i see her, i see her as a girl and not as a... Oh i'm offending you? Shut up fucking "non-binary" there's only two gender, her and him, that's it. Even transgender can only swap between these two gender, so shut up with all your non sense...
where's the joke
 
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How would you call it?
She, because that's how i see her, i see her as a girl and not as a... Oh i'm offending you? Shut up fucking "non-binary" there's only two gender, her and him, that's it. Even transgender can only swap between these two gender, so shut up with all your non sense...
rule 34.23485234985238947523
if an offensive jokes thread exists, there will be transphobia. no exceptions.
 
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You know who else has dementia? You know who else has dementia? You know who else has dementia? You know who else has dementia?


This just gose on for forever so ill cut cut if off here
 
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