NOOO!

[tagzard]

I googled myself to see who my real father was and i got this.

As of 1900, Vulpes was being chased by p1ngpong for killing his son because his son was a terrorist. After vulpes escaped he went back home to his wife only to find out that he was going to have twins named tagzard and alanjohn. Vulpes was excited but they couldn't be togher because it was to dangerous. P1ng found out and tried to kill the children. Vulpes then split us appart and they were never heard from again

I guess I'm alanjohn brother and vulpes son.

 

[AlanJohn]

Holy shit.
This explains everything.
Listen, we both have staff-blood in our veins! We must get trained!
I wonder who was my mother...

 

[Xuphor]

Holy shit.
This explains everything.
Listen, we both have staff-blood in our veins! We must get trained!
I wonder who was my mother...

*whistles innocently*
Hey, me and him are foxes. Different kinds, but still foxes nonetheless.

 

[RoyalCardMan]

Holy shit.
This explains everything.
Listen, we both have staff-blood in our veins! We must get trained!
I wonder who was my mother...

*whistles innocently*
Hey, me and him are foxes. Different kinds, but still foxes nonetheless.

Well, I am a wolf. So, what does that make me?

 

[Ikki]

And I'm a panda

 

[Xuphor]

Holy shit.
This explains everything.
Listen, we both have staff-blood in our veins! We must get trained!
I wonder who was my mother...

*whistles innocently*
Hey, me and him are foxes. Different kinds, but still foxes nonetheless.

Well, I am a wolf. So, what does that make me?

 

[AlanJohn]

Holy shit.
This explains everything.
Listen, we both have staff-blood in our veins! We must get trained!
I wonder who was my mother...

*whistles innocently*
Hey, me and him are foxes. Different kinds, but still foxes nonetheless.

I checked your profile...
I saw the female logo...
I thought a little bit...


MOMMY!!!!!!!

 

[Xuphor]

Holy shit.
This explains everything.
Listen, we both have staff-blood in our veins! We must get trained!
I wonder who was my mother...

*whistles innocently*
Hey, me and him are foxes. Different kinds, but still foxes nonetheless.

I checked your profile...
I saw the female logo...
I thought a little bit...


MOMMY!!!!!!!

SON!
At least my son understood what I meant, unlike someone else here.

 

[AlanJohn]

I

you!

 

[RoyalCardMan]

Holy shit.
This explains everything.
Listen, we both have staff-blood in our veins! We must get trained!
I wonder who was my mother...

*whistles innocently*
Hey, me and him are foxes. Different kinds, but still foxes nonetheless.

I checked your profile...
I saw the female logo...
I thought a little bit...


MOMMY!!!!!!!

SON!
At least my son understood what I meant, unlike someone else here.

I feel alone now.

EDIT: I think I am the enemy wolf pack...

I GUESS THAT MEANS WE ARE AT WAR!

 

[Xuphor]

I feel alone now.

EDIT: I think I am the enemy wolf pack...

I GUESS THAT MEANS WE ARE AT WAR!

Ok, so that's me, Vulpes Abnocto, tagzard, and Alanjohn vs. the lone you.
Yea, this sounds fun.

 

[RoyalCardMan]

I feel alone now.

EDIT: I think I am the enemy wolf pack...

I GUESS THAT MEANS WE ARE AT WAR!

Ok, so that's me, Vulpes Abnocto, tagzard, and Alanjohn vs. the lone you.
Yea, this sounds fun.

I have friends at other forums...

EHHEHEEHEHEHEHEHEE! PACK GET READY FOR WAR!

 

[Nimbus]

I'm a freaking cat.

I spend 66% of my day being Lazy, 33% Eating, and 1% doing anything productive.

I'm unrelated as well.

 

[Jolan]

If xuphor and vulpes are foxes, and tagzard is a dragon, THEN WHAT IS ALANJOHN ?_?_?_?

 

[Paarish]

Who am I again?

 

[RoyalCardMan]

If xuphor and vulpes are foxes, and tagzard is a dragon, THEN WHAT IS ALANJOHN ?_?_?_?

He is the troll.

 

[Jolan]

If xuphor and vulpes are foxes, and tagzard is a dragon, THEN WHAT IS ALANJOHN ?_?_?_?

He is the troll.

Oh come on now, you know very well that Trolls are just a fairy tale.

 

[RoyalCardMan]

If xuphor and vulpes are foxes, and tagzard is a dragon, THEN WHAT IS ALANJOHN ?_?_?_?

He is the troll.

Oh come on now, you know very well that Trolls are just a fairy tale.

"Once upon a time, there was a troll named AlanJohn. He lived on the bottom of a bridge and posted randomly in other forums to annoy people."

The End.

 

[Sora de Eclaune]

I googled myself to see who my real parents were and I got this:

In 200X, Sora de Eclaune. Nothing else is known.

....I find this unfair, not very knowledgeable, and odd.

 

[Jolan]

If xuphor and vulpes are foxes, and tagzard is a dragon, THEN WHAT IS ALANJOHN ?_?_?_?

He is the troll.

Oh come on now, you know very well that Trolls are just a fairy tale.

"Once upon a time, there was a troll named AlanJohn. He lived on the bottom of a bridge and posted randomly in other forums to annoy people."

The End.

Was that a good-night fairy tale? But only my dad tells me good-night fairy tales.... !_!