Nintentard test

[Vipera]

People keep me asking for these so here we go:

Do you like Nintendo?
Do you own Wii Sports?
Have you ever played a Mario game?
Do you have a fetish for slow, old cars?
Do you have a Nintendo blog?
Have you ever dated Reggie?
Do you hate Sony?
Do you have a Bayonetta calendar in your truck?
Do you main play anything but Sonic/Pacman/Megaman/Snake in smash bros games?
Do you know what I'm referring to if I say "IT PRINTS MONEY"?
Are you gay (refer to my older gay test) yet you still played that nintendo sim game for the 3ds nobody cared about?
What does Captain Falcon say after a successful up-B?
Have you ever owned a Wii U? If yes, have you sold it yet?

0 points = not a Nintentard
1 points = Nintentard
1+ points = Nin10nyear-old Nintentard

 

[migles]

Do you like Nintendo? YES
Do you own Wii Sports? KINDA (its from cousin) so 0 points
Have you ever played a Mario game? YES
Do you have a fetish for slow, old cars? no
Do you have a Nintendo blog? no
Have you ever dated Reggie? no, and i don't like him, so -1 for this
Do you hate Sony? no
Do you have a Bayonetta calendar in your truck? i don't even have a truck, so -1 again
Do you main play anything but Sonic/Pacman/Megaman/Snake in smash bros games? didnt played smash brothers, not my kind of game so, -1
Do you know what I'm referring to if I say "IT PRINTS MONEY"? YES region locking, instead of 1 console you must have 2 or even 3
Are you gay (refer to my older gay test) yet you still played that nintendo sim game for the 3ds nobody cared about? no, what game? tomodashi?
What does Captain Falcon say after a successful up-B? is that from starfox? didnt played
Have you ever owned a Wii U? If yes, have you sold it yet? no

i got -1 points, assuming i am wrong on the region lock question

 

[DinohScene]

Do you like Nintendo?
Not really
Do you own Wii Sports?
I think I still got it somewhere..
Have you ever played a Mario game?
Yes, multiple times.
Do you have a fetish for slow, old cars?
Not really, nor do I have a fetish for fast new cars.
Do you have a Nintendo blog?
Nope
Have you ever dated Reggie?
No, dun want to either, he no cute.
Do you hate Sony?
A bit
Do you have a Bayonetta calendar in your truck?
Nope, got a normal car.
Do you main play anything but Sonic/Pacman/Megaman/Snake in smash bros games?
Pit, fuck yeah shota.
Do you know what I'm referring to if I say "IT PRINTS MONEY"?
Yer mum?
Are you gay (refer to my older gay test) yet you still played that nintendo sim game for the 3ds nobody cared about?
Yes, problems with that?
What does Captain Falcon say after a successful up-B?
Bacon.
Have you ever owned a Wii U? If yes, have you sold it yet?
Nope.

This is dumb.

 

[Vipera]

There are no -1 points in my tests sry lel

 

[VinsCool]

People keep me asking for these so here we go:

Do you like Nintendo? Yes
Do you own Wii Sports? Yes, but given away since I never play this game
Have you ever played a Mario game? Always
Do you have a fetish for slow, old cars? No?
Do you have a Nintendo blog? No
Have you ever dated Reggie? Wat
Do you hate Sony? I like Sony
Do you have a Bayonetta calendar in your truck? No
Do you main play anything but Sonic/Pacman/Megaman/Snake in smash bros games? Yes, mostly Yoshi and Toon Link
Do you know what I'm referring to if I say "IT PRINTS MONEY"? A 3ds?
Are you gay (refer to my older gay test) yet you still played that nintendo sim game for the 3ds nobody cared about? What game?
What does Captain Falcon say after a successful up-B? Nothing?
Have you ever owned a Wii U? If yes, have you sold it yet? Not for sale

0 points = not a Nintentard
1 points = Nintentard
1+ points = Nin10nyear-old Nintentard

Final result: Nin10nyear-old Nintentard
I thought it was obvious enough

 

[Duo8]

Yes
No
Yes
No
No
No
Maybe
No
Yes
Yes
No
No
No

Fuck you I liked it.