Nintentard test

Discussion in 'The Edge of the Forum' started by Vipera, May 29, 2015.

  1. Vipera
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    People keep me asking for these so here we go:

    Do you like Nintendo?
    Do you own Wii Sports?
    Have you ever played a Mario game?
    Do you have a fetish for slow, old cars?
    Do you have a Nintendo blog?
    Have you ever dated Reggie?
    Do you hate Sony?
    Do you have a Bayonetta calendar in your truck?
    Do you main play anything but Sonic/Pacman/Megaman/Snake in smash bros games?
    Do you know what I'm referring to if I say "IT PRINTS MONEY"?
    Are you gay (refer to my older gay test) yet you still played that nintendo sim game for the 3ds nobody cared about?
    What does Captain Falcon say after a successful up-B?
    Have you ever owned a Wii U? If yes, have you sold it yet?

    0 points = not a Nintentard
    1 points = Nintentard
    1+ points = Nin10nyear-old Nintentard
     
  2. migles

    migles Mei the sexiest bae

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    Do you like Nintendo? YES
    Do you own Wii Sports? KINDA (its from cousin) so 0 points
    Have you ever played a Mario game? YES
    Do you have a fetish for slow, old cars? no
    Do you have a Nintendo blog? no
    Have you ever dated Reggie? no, and i don't like him, so -1 for this
    Do you hate Sony? no
    Do you have a Bayonetta calendar in your truck? i don't even have a truck, so -1 again
    Do you main play anything but Sonic/Pacman/Megaman/Snake in smash bros games? didnt played smash brothers, not my kind of game so, -1
    Do you know what I'm referring to if I say "IT PRINTS MONEY"? YES region locking, instead of 1 console you must have 2 or even 3
    Are you gay (refer to my older gay test) yet you still played that nintendo sim game for the 3ds nobody cared about? no, what game? tomodashi?
    What does Captain Falcon say after a successful up-B? is that from starfox? didnt played :(
    Have you ever owned a Wii U? If yes, have you sold it yet? no

    i got -1 points, assuming i am wrong on the region lock question
     
  3. DinohScene

    DinohScene Capture the Dino

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    This is dumb.
     
  4. Vipera
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    There are no -1 points in my tests sry lel
     
  5. VinsCool

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    Final result: Nin10nyear-old Nintentard
    I thought it was obvious enough
     
  6. Duo8

    Duo8 I don't like video games

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    Fuck you I liked it.