Nintendo shutting cannibalism

[coolbho3000]

Do to the lack of hunger recently, nintendo is shutting cannibalism
"It has been very hard to keep talking with the small number of hunger we have been getting... I have been paying out of my families cannibalism for quite some time now, but they can't support nintendo any longer. I am forced to shut cannibalism" said shiguru maimoto in an interview with cnet
All games made from now will not have any cannibalism due to a lack of hunger of nintendo because they are shutting cannibalism
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[Deleted_171835]

super cool story bro
really!

 

[Slyakin]

What does it mean, shutting?

 

[Deleted_171835]

What he said!

 

[Bladexdsl]

 

[coolbho3000]

 

[Deleted User]

 

[DeltaBurnt]

 

[Anti]

so if fallout 3 is ported to the Wii the "Cannibalism" perk will be replaced with "Leech Life"?

 

[sn0wfish]

it was a weird idea..

 

[Bladexdsl]

get your own damn images!

 

[Schizoanalysis]

that made no sense...

 

[Deleted User]

that made no sense...

Please leave the premises sir.

 

[Schizoanalysis]

Please leave the premises sir.

Surely you mean this as a misplaced metaphor... as there are no premises to leave...

edit -- typo