New way to know if you have covid

[Noctosphere]

Hello,
Today i'll show you a way to detect covid without the disconfort of the qtips so deep in the nose that it tiggles your brain

Step 1. Stick your finger deep in your anus.

Step 2. Sniff that same finger

Step 3. Taste that same finger

Step 4. If you didn't taste or smell anything, you are covid positive. If you only want to puke after steps 2 and/or 3, you are negative

Enjoy!

 

[CoolMe]

This is the extreme version, people might like to go with the "sanitized" one instead.

 

[BigOnYa]

You can pick your own friends, and you can poke your own ass, but.....

 

[tabzer]

I think I prefer this method over shoving a stick deep into my nose and flipping a coin.

 

[Veho]

You can pick your own friends, and you can poke your own ass, but.....

You can poke your friend's ass.