New 3DS Decrapping Funkraising Topic

[Densetsu]

As many of you already know, the New 3DS was announced with the most recent Nintendo Direct.

I'll send a New 3DS to a lab to have the layers removed and take pictures of it for reverse-engineering, which will lead to flashcarts that will play New 3DS ROMs like Xenoblade Chronicles.

Gimme $2000 and four (4) New 3DS units. I need 4 of them because it's risky and involves removing epoxy and shit.

kthx

 

[migles]

is the "fun raising" real? or just a joke?
since this is EOF i take it as a joke but the post looks kinda serious....

 

[Densetsu]

Spoiler: Higher Magnification

 

[FailName]

Hey, I think I already found a hole in the anti-piracy system in your preliminary photos! We can use the new "LightningFast" processor in the New 3DS to take advantage of this hole to gain stem access and modify the New 3DS colonel!

 

[Foxi4]

You think you know something... but you know nothing, nothing at all...

My research team came across a test cartridge for Xenoblade Chronicles N3DS and it was like... nothing we've ever seen before. In order to thwart piracy efforts the entirety of the cartridge has been unified into one custom chip that practically cannot be replicated by conventional means. We decapped the chip... and what we saw shocked us, shocked us to the core...

Spoiler

On the surface it looked like a normal combination of some kind of ROM and EEPROM connected by a memory controller, but there was another part that we could not identify without magnifying by x200. Upon doing so, we realized that it was a miniaturized Real Time Clock. Intrigued, we magnified further... and then we saw it... then we understood why the clock was there... Xenoblade Chronicles... comes with its own 200MHz dedicated Real Time Yawn Core! Bastards! BASTARDS!

 

[Densetsu]

...take advantage of this hole...

Xenoblade Chronicles... comes with its own 200MHz dedicated Real Time Yawn Core! Bastards! BASTARDS!

OMG those sneaky bastards

This calls for decrapping another layer. This goes pretty deep...please send an additional $1000 and 2 more New 3DS units.

 

[ComeTurismO]

Really into this. So glad you're into this.

Paying extra with full amount. Where do I pay?

 

[Tom Bombadildo]

It's hard to decrap something that's made out of 100% shit

 

[Densetsu]

...take advantage of this hole...

It's hard to decrap something that's made out of 100% shit

But they do it in the pr0n industry all the time. Give an enema, then take advantage of the hole.

Instead of the lab, maybe I should send the New 3DS to Brazzers and let them prep it for an anal scene. If that's not considered exploiting the 3DS, then I don't know what is.

 

[Foxi4]

But they do it in the pr0n industry all the time. Give an enema, then take advantage of the hole.

Instead of the lab, maybe I should send the New 3DS to Brazzers and let them prep it for an anal scene. If that's not an exploit, I don't know what is.

I heard that anal bleaching is a new thing, maybe that could help with entry-level protection.

 

[Pleng]

...but the post looks kinda serious....

ye it does, doesn't it... !