New 3DS Decrapping Funkraising Topic

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  1. Densetsu
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    As many of you already know, the New 3DS was announced with the most recent Nintendo Direct.

    I'll send a New 3DS to a lab to have the layers removed and take pictures of it for reverse-engineering, which will lead to flashcarts that will play New 3DS ROMs like Xenoblade Chronicles.

    Gimme $2000 and four (4) New 3DS units. I need 4 of them because it's risky and involves removing epoxy and shit.

    kthx
     
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    is the "fun raising" real? or just a joke?
    since this is EOF i take it as a joke but the post looks kinda serious....
     
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  4. FailName

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    Hey, I think I already found a hole in the anti-piracy system in your preliminary photos! We can use the new "LightningFast" processor in the New 3DS to take advantage of this hole to gain stem access and modify the New 3DS colonel!
     
  5. Foxi4

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    You think you know something... but you know nothing, nothing at all... :(

    My research team came across a test cartridge for Xenoblade Chronicles N3DS and it was like... nothing we've ever seen before. In order to thwart piracy efforts the entirety of the cartridge has been unified into one custom chip that practically cannot be replicated by conventional means. We decapped the chip... and what we saw shocked us, shocked us to the core...
    Warning: Spoilers inside!
     
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    OMG those sneaky bastards :ohnoes:

    This calls for decrapping another layer. This goes pretty deep...please send an additional $1000 and 2 more New 3DS units.
     
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    Really into this. So glad you're into this.

    Paying extra with full amount. Where do I pay?
     
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    I forgot
    It's hard to decrap something that's made out of 100% shit :sad:
     
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    But they do it in the pr0n industry all the time. Give an enema, then take advantage of the hole.

    Instead of the lab, maybe I should send the New 3DS to Brazzers and let them prep it for an anal scene. If that's not considered exploiting the 3DS, then I don't know what is.
     
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    I heard that anal bleaching is a new thing, maybe that could help with entry-level protection.
     
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    ye it does, doesn't it... !