Need some Japanese translated

[chuckstudios]

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If someone could translate that, I'd be very thankful. Google Translate just chokes and gives me crap.

 

[Sanoblue]

First

《主語なし》Than this game plays it with a/the self the one who it causes to the person without that who did someone played is able to have fun several times.


An/the application in

One below 12 years old is a play declination.

《主語なし》Please pay attention because there is the possibility that becomes human being distrust when I play it.

《主語なし》Please pay attention because there is the possibility that a/the stress accumulates when I play it.

Please acknowledge it, because responsibility is not able to take it, granted that any problem is caused with this game.

《主語なし》Please specify author ちく, in the case that I distribute it to many indefinite human beings.

"Roughly"

 

[Sanoblue]

First

This is what you play the game,
Someone who did not play out that way a few times world.


LEGAL

If you are 12 years of age, I refuse to play.

Playing distrust and human potential to become please note.

Playing and stress may have please note.

What this game as a problem, the responsibility is取れません, so please be patient.

Unspecified number of human cases to distribute the authors stipulate CHIKU please.

another Translation

 

[chuckstudios]

Yeah... I still don't really get some parts of it. Thanks though.

 

[Mangofett]

・最初に - First of all:

このゲームは自分でプレイするより、- unless you play the game as it is intended
誰かやったこと無い人にプレイさせる方が数倍楽しめます。- you will not experience the full experience


・利用にあたって - please also note the following

１２歳以下の方は、プレイお断りです。- anyone 12 and under is not allowed to play

プレイすると人間不信になる可能性があるので注意してください。- if you get scared, don't whistle to your auntie and uncle in bel-air

プレイするとストレスがたまる可能性があるので注意してください。- please be aware that microwaving powerlevel is over 9000

このゲームで何か問題を起こしたとしても、責任は取れませんので、ご了承ください。- please electrisize the player in the following situations

不特定多数の人間に配布する場合には、著作者 ちく を明記して下さい。 sp33chy candlejack

 

[Glacius0]

It's easier to translate it in context, so maybe you should provide more info? Is it an MMORPG or something? Anyhow, here's my translation. It's possible that one or two things are a bit wrong but it's mostly correct.

First

Instead of playing yourself, it's more fun if you let someone play that hasn't played the game before.

Usage

People under 12 aren't allowed to play.
If you play this it's possible that you will distrust people (so be careful).
If you play this it's possible that you will become stressed (so be careful).
Be aware that if any problems arise, we won't take any responsibility.
If this game is getting distributed to a large amount of people, please warn the author. (this last line is a bit vague..I'm guessing its about illegal distribution, and I didn't know what ちく was..company name or something?)

 

[chuckstudios]

It's the readme for Syobon Action, a fiendishly difficult Mario clone. Thanks Glacius0, that's a great translation

 

[Mangofett]

It's the readme for Syobon Action, a fiendishly difficult Mario clone. Thanks Glacius0, that's a great translation

FINE

ignore my efforts i see how it is

 

[Strag0]

It's the readme for Syobon Action, a fiendishly difficult Mario clone. Thanks Glacius0, that's a great translation

FINE

ignore my efforts i see how it is

Your efforts were not good enough!

 

[AndreXL]

It's the readme for Syobon Action, a fiendishly difficult Mario clone. Thanks Glacius0, that's a great translation

FINE
ignore my efforts i see how it is

Well, it sidetracked to Bel air with a power level of over 9000! Eheheh