My Windows won't install

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  1. Terminator02
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    Terminator02 ヽ( 。 ヮ゚)ノ

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    I'm forced to use my iToilet to type this because i cannot get Windows to install.

    I downloaded my official copy of Windows directly off of Mediafire, but when I burn my CD and then put it in the CD tray, imgburn refuses to write to it. So, to get around this setback, i went out and bought a 5TB USB harddrive and a physical copy of windows. The thing is, I cannot get my physical copy into this harddrive, I even opened up the case but the disc just will not fit, so i broke the windows CD into 4 equal pieces and placed it on top of my external harddrive, then put the cover back on.

    I then had a sudden wave of genius, i thought, 'wait a minute, i don't need to put my Windows CD on my harddrive, i can just use the CD!!'. So then i took the CD back out of the harddrive, and duct taped it back together, however when i put it in my CD drive, the duct tape went flying everywhere in the CD drive and now it's stuck and won't open.

    And so, because i'm a failure at installing windows, i've decided to change my profession to installing windows.
    don't open until you've read my whole story
     
  2. Sausage Head

    Sausage Head Lord Sausage LXIX

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    alanjohn check ur pm
    try launching a mac livecd to run iParted. format the noob tech floop system (ntfs) to a FAT8 filesystem and then throw the mac livecd away and put the windows cd in the drawer of the computer box
     
  3. Sausage Head

    Sausage Head Lord Sausage LXIX

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    alanjohn check ur pm
    WHY DON U RATE ME POST BEST USEFUL??? F.UK U!!
     
  4. Terminator02
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    i don't understand, i went to bestbuy but i could not find iParted or a FAT8 filesystem
     
  5. Sausage Head

    Sausage Head Lord Sausage LXIX

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    alanjohn check ur pm
    use the datel games 'n music to unlock your cfw windux 1.3.3.888888888888888888888888888888869 [​IMG] ++ edition
    and then run r0mloader.nds on it
     
  6. cwstjdenobs

    cwstjdenobs Sodomy non sapiens

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    Oh noes my windows just crashed

    Warning: Spoilers inside!
     
  7. Terminator02
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    come on you guys i seriously need some help to get my computer back up and running
     
  8. AlanJohn

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  9. Lucifer666

    Lucifer666 all the world needs is me

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    YOU WANTA CLEAN WINDOWS?!

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  10. Lilith Valentine

    Lilith Valentine GBATemp's Wolfdog™ Kneel before the Queen

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    Between insane and insecure
    This guy might be able to help you out
    [youtube]gjB1XzayjtA[/youtube]
     
  11. SparkFenix

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    I can show you how to install windows 98