MODS ARE ASLEEP

[Foxi4]

A surgeon was retiring from his long and rewarding career as a specialist in circumcision. Throughout his career, he had saved the foreskins of his patients in specimen jars as mementos, and now wished to fashion them into a souvenir.

So he brought his hundreds of specimens to a leathersmith, and asked him to craft an article of fine artistic quality. "I'll see what I can do," said the artisan, "Check back with me in one week."

The surgeon returned one week later, eager to see what magnificent article the leathersmith had made for him. The leathersmith presented him a wallet.

"All those foreskins and you only make me a wallet?" exclaimed the surgeon.

The leathersmith replied "Yes, but if you stroke it, it becomes a briefcase."

 

[BORTZ]

A surgeon was retiring from his long and rewarding career as a specialist in circumcision. Throughout his career, he had saved the foreskins of his patients in specimen jars as mementos, and now wished to fashion them into a souvenir.

So he brought his hundreds of specimens to a leathersmith, and asked him to craft an article of fine artistic quality. "I'll see what I can do," said the artisan, "Check back with me in one week."

The surgeon returned one week later, eager to see what magnificent article the leathersmith had made for him. The leathersmith presented him a wallet.

"All those foreskins and you only make me a wallet?" exclaimed the surgeon.

The leathersmith replied "Yes, but if you stroke it, it becomes a briefcase."

Its like a train wreck. I tried to stop reading but i couldnt look away and i finished (lawl get it "finished") and laughed and felt gross all at once. haha

 

[The Catboy]

 

[BORTZ]

Simple and elegant. mmmmm.

 

[KingVamp]

That wallet has seen more than any wallet should have to.

Yeah, seeing no money isn't good for any wallets.

 

[BORTZ]

Oh man i used to make Duct tape wallets all the freaking time. Like it was my job dude.

 

[loco365]

Oh man i used to make Duct tape wallets all the freaking time. Like it was my job dude.

I know of someone that makes Duct Tape wallets. Here's the one I have. Everyone I know is jealous of it.

 

[chavosaur]

Because I like everyone to see all ma moneys

 

[loco365]

Because I like everyone to see all ma moneys

And you get to see all the numbers of the hookers you met.

 

[BORTZ]

Because I like everyone to see all ma moneys

Hilarious.

 

[KingVamp]

*pic
Because I like everyone to see all ma moneys (I didn't have)

And greatly increase the chances of getting robbed...

 

[nukeboy95]

my wallet

 

[Vulpes Abnocto]

my wallet

That's pretty smart. Just print the money as you need it.

 

[Yumi]

oooh yeahhh!

Spoiler

 

[nukeboy95]

my wallet

That's pretty smart. Just print the money as you need it.

no no no thats my wiiu

my 3ds turns lead in to gold

 

[nixshadow]

no no no thats my wiiu
my 3ds turns lead in to gold

Do you have a vast quantity of lead just laying around?

 

[nukeboy95]

no no no thats my wiiu
my 3ds turns lead in to gold

Do you have a vast quantity of lead just laying around?

50 million dollars per wii u

 

[ComeTurismO]