Making sure someone's pregnant.. ?

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Ok, say my mate's girlfriend is 1,5 months late and he said he's used contraception all the while ( of course we know they're not 100% safe ) - but we can't use this as an indication that she's pregnant... right ?

I'm just wondering if there are ways to make sure that she is or she isn't ?
 

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Banger said:
How about a pregnancy test and a doctors visit?
Its pretty easy.
My gf Just had A pregnancy test and we found out she was pregnant. Simple.
Pregnancy Test And Doctors Visit Recommended.
 

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Dont you have to be at least 3 months down the line for the pregnancy test to work properly.. ? This is something my mate told me so I'm not really sure myself =(
 

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Planned Parenthood has this to say:
QUOTE said:
When Can I Take a Pregnancy Test?

You can take a pregnancy test as soon as your period is late. Some pregnancy tests even work a few days before a missed period. Read the label on the pregnancy test box to see when the test may become effective.

Be aware that tests become more accurate as you get closer to the date of your expected period. They are most effective once you have already missed your period.

Source: http://www.plannedparenthood.org/health-to...-test-21227.htm
 

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Dammit, every time I see the topic title, I'm reminded of this joke:

QUOTE said:
"Two hunters are out in the woods when one of them collapses. He doesn't seem to be breathing and his eyes are glazed. The other man pulls out his phone and calls emergency services.

He gasps to the operator: "My friend is dead! What can I do?" The operator in a calm, soothing voice replies: "Take it easy. I can help. First, let's make sure he's dead."

There is a silence, then a shot is heard.

Back on the phone, the hunter says, "Ok, now what?"


Back on topic, pregnancy test and a checkup recommended.
 

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While your all up for answering questions, would you mind answering mine? I've been wondering for a while; How is babby formed? How girl get pragnent?
 

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Destructobot said:
Yeah, my first thought when I saw the title was "do her again".

I was gonna suggest a turkey baster, but your ideas much more fun.
 

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adamrgolf said:
While your all up for answering questions, would you mind answering mine? I've been wondering for a while; How is babby formed? How girl get pragnent?

they need to do way instain mother who kill thier babbys. becuse these babby cant frigth back? it was on the news this mroing a mother in ar who had kill her three kids . they are taking the three babby back to new york too lady to rest my pary are with the father who lost his chrilden ; i am truley sorry for your lots
 

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adamrgolf said:
While your all up for answering questions, would you mind answering mine? I've been wondering for a while; How is babby formed? How girl get pragnent?
Not by you apparently.
 

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NeSchn said:
adamrgolf said:
While your all up for answering questions, would you mind answering mine? I've been wondering for a while; How is babby formed? How girl get pragnent?
Are you 10 or something. You should know these things by sometime in middle school.
What ever happened to plain old asking your parents and geting "the talk" or just watch a porno
 

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Jax said:
adamrgolf said:
While your all up for answering questions, would you mind answering mine? I've been wondering for a while; How is babby formed? How girl get pragnent?

they need to do way instain mother who kill thier babbys. becuse these babby cant frigth back? it was on the news this mroing a mother in ar who had kill her three kids . they are taking the three babby back to new york too lady to rest my pary are with the father who lost his chrilden ; i am truley sorry for your lots

Ecks dee. Though everyone else missed the reference. http://www.somethingawful.com/flash/shmorky/babby.swf
 

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Forte Dante said:
Jax said:
adamrgolf said:
While your all up for answering questions, would you mind answering mine? I've been wondering for a while; How is babby formed? How girl get pragnent?

they need to do way instain mother who kill thier babbys. becuse these babby cant frigth back? it was on the news this mroing a mother in ar who had kill her three kids . they are taking the three babby back to new york too lady to rest my pary are with the father who lost his chrilden ; i am truley sorry for your lots

Ecks dee. Though everyone else missed the reference. http://www.somethingawful.com/flash/shmorky/babby.swf
haha Yeah I though it would be apparent after Jax's post. Some people just don't know how to read I guess.
 

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