Well, as I've been a member here for a year, I'd say that this is all you need...
1. The complimentary mint-flavoured chocolate and Shotgun on your pillow. (Chocolate is for you to eat, or do what you will with...Teh shotgun is used to ward off Gbatemp-hating bastards.)
2. Directions to the bar...The "Grog"s there are really somethin'.
3. Knowledge enough not to piss off the mods with abnormally large sigs & avatars, or by starting flame-wars.
Yepp...that's about all you'll need here at the Hotel...You'll find all of those items in your room (yes, even the knowledge that I spoke of...It's amazing, you instantly learn it once you enter your room...unless you're one of "those" members....). Enjoy your stay, mate.
Happy trails.