Know Your Temps: Gahars

[Gahars]

Hi. Ho!
Should I be nervous? Do I make you nervous?
Are you nervous? No, but now that you're asking... should I be? Is that the standard. Oh geez, oh man, oh god...
Are you honored by my presence? I don't need a phony poster's blessing. I am honored by my own intelligence, thank you very much.
Do you know who I am? How could I not? And you're still wrong about Voyager - Or should I say, Goyager (I am told I should not say this).
If so, what do you think of me? Do you dare find out?
What's your blood type? Red
What's my blood type? Red?
Do you think your blood type is an accurate reflection of your personality? Unless my blood is obnoxious and needlessly anal about trivial things, I don't think so.
Would you give me your blood if I needed it? Sure, but I'd make you run around and collect it all in water bottles. For my amusement, of course.
If you could travel through time, when would you go? I would play the stock market like a fiddle. Make it rich past the depression and squirrel the money away in various investments and bank accounts, then return to the present a rich, rich man. Dinosaur times also work for me.
If Thestrals were real, would you be able to see one? Neigh.
Have you ever awoken in the middle of the night in a cold sweat whispering or screaming someone's name from GBATemp? No, but I did often snap my fingers and yell "Soulx!"
If so, was it my name?
You are in a desert. You see a tortoise that's lying on his back in the hot sun. You recognize his plight but do nothing to help. Why not? That dick owes me money.
If everyone on GBATemp were snowed in or stranded on an island, whom would you cannibalize first? I would eat Smile72 while yelling in triumph, "MAN IS BEST!"
Do you suffer from the pun version of Witzelsucht? I do now!

Hi! Ho, let's go.
Meaning of your username? It's an anagram for Shagar, the porn alternative to Hagar the Horrible.
Do you know Eugene Victor Tooms? I love Tiny Tooms.
Favorite GOTY, of all years? Timesplitters 2/FP master race.
Shaved or beard? Inbetween!
Enjoying strong liquor? I can barely stomach soda, so... no.
If you had to chose, losing a ball or losing an eye? The eye, immediately. At least then you get an eye patch - there's no ball patch I know of.
Ponies or Unicorns? Both go great in my glue and burgers.
Ever tried to derp while you derp?? I have herped, on occasion, but that's the extent of it.
Thank you for your time, and insight. No problemo.

How many likes do you have? I'm sure it's more then 'emigre'. As of right now... 8,889. Hail to the King, baby.

Out of all the un-punny copycats, who is the biggest threat? I don't register any as threats - if imitation is the sincerest form of flattery, they are nonstop compliment machines!

What is the future of film? Smokin' hot latina girlfriends.

Thanks to the revelation that Gahars was once supposed to be Gaheris, Are you a fan of Arthurian legend? if so what is your favourite iteration? (mine is le morte d' arthur) I'm partial to The Once and Future King, but that's just me. Also, Gargoyles had a pretty good take on it, so there's that.
is anyone else in your family a witty, yet groan worthy, wordsmith or are you an anomaly? Sadly, no. I am utterly, utterly alone.

lastly... Would you rather:

Give peace a chance or give peas a chance? What's peace done for me lately?

I thought so.

Are you the funniest guy on the planet? In a scenario where I am the last human on Earth, yes, yes I would be.

Law ? Nice !

So you into science ? I believe this will answer the question.

 

[pasc]

"This video contains content from UMG, who has blocked it in your country on copyright grounds.

<3 Youtube

 

[Gahars]

<3 Youtube

Is this any better?

 

[Guild McCommunist]

 

[Gahars]

*snip*

I show him the dance of my people.

 

[Chary]

Favorite movie?
Favorite cartoon?
What made you want to always be punny?
Should cats have equal rights?
What is your favorite game series besides Timesplitters?
Most hated game series?

 

[ComeTurismO]

ComeTurismO's post

Made that 8890.

 

[Flame]

yo bruv, are you going to answer my five fav game question?

 

[Tom Bombadildo]

Did you know that i only follow the coolest members here on the temp?

*Checks followers*
I...I don't know what to say

 

[BORTZ]

Its probably because you are bad as fuck.

 

[Gahars]

Favorite movie? Oh, that's a toughie. I think I'm going to have to go with Children of Men. I don't want to spoil much, but if you haven't seen it, go. Now. I'll wait.

You're back? It's really fucking good, right? Told you so!

Favorite cartoon? Futurama Classic (I haven't really stayed current with the new episodes. From what I've seen, there are some really, really good episodes and some really, really bad ones). Adventure Time, too, and I think Gravity Falls has earned its way in. If they keep this quality streak up, I think it might overtake AT.
What made you want to always be punny? My parents were murdered in an alleyway when they couldn't make a proper portmanteau. I swore, "Never again!"
Should cats have equal rights? Dogs > Cats. It's science.
What is your favorite game series besides Timesplitters? I think I'm going with Mass Effect. Jak and Daxter is high up there, too...
Most hated game series? I'd say Sonic The Hedgehog, maybe, more so for the fanbase (Play the DeviantArt game and you'll see what I mean). Gears of War's success and praise also confounds me greatly.

yo bruv, are you going to answer my five fav game question? I don't know, considering I don't have five favorite games for most of those systems make the whole thing kind of moot.

Here - Five Six Seven (Because I'm cool like that) favorite games total, in no particular order. Timesplitters 2, Timesplitters Future Perfect, Spec Ops: The Line, Portal 2, Arkham City, Jak II, Ratchet and Clank Up Your Arsenal.

 

[WiiUBricker]

What gbatemp member do you hate the most and why?
What gbatemp staff member do you hate the most and why?
Do you think you can troll better than Guild?
Do you think you can beat Guild in an arm wrestling contest?
Do you think you are more intelligent than Guild?

 

[Gahars]

What gbatemp member do you hate the most and why? Hate's kind of a strong word. Um... dickfour recently called poor people "subhuman". I guess he wins?
What gbatemp staff member do you hate the most and why? Ping. I've challenged him to five duels and he never shows up. I'm starting to get insulted.
Do you think you can troll better than Guild? I don't know, you'll have to ask his mother. #mastertrole2013
Do you think you can beat Guild in an arm wrestling contest? We're currently engaged in a thumb cold war, actually. I can't say for certain, yet - the arm race is really building up.
Do you think you are more intelligent than Guild? If we're measuring intelligence by number of likes, then yes. That's pretty much I measure my self-worth.

 

[porkiewpyne]

If emigre and Guild were to both in mortal danger and you are only able to save one of them, who would you choose to rescue?

 

[finkmac]

About time, isn't it?​

Do you drink?

Do you own a car?

Do you own 2 cars?

Do you own 24 cars?

How tall is an average Gahars?

Why are you Gahars? Why not Gehers?

How many gaems do you play?​

What is your opinion on "open world" games?​

What gaems are your favourite?

I am writing a test sentence.

Speaking of which, what is your favourite brand of eraser?​

Why does the sea rush to shore?

If you could be a tree, what kind of tree would you be?

Do you like potatoes?

Egg freckles?

Do you know how to program?

Three frogs are on a log, if 2 of them jump off, how many french fries were cooked in the last 5 minutes by fast food chains?​

Pun^2 + x + 123 = ?

Would you travel to space if you had the chance?

CatBoy is beating my CopyPasta question-wall, isn't he?

Do you like pie? (Yes/Yes)

How many gaem consloes do you own?

What is your opinion on full-body condoms?

Segata Sanshiro?

PeeCee master raece?

Nitnedo master raece?

Sowny master raece?

What is an R-7 Semyorka?

3D is to screen like joystick is to?

Semprini is a bad work, don't use it.​

 

[ThatDudeWithTheFood]

WHAT YOUR FAVORITE TV SHOW IS?!?!?!
IS MITT ROMNEY ILLUMINATI?!?!?!
WHAT IS YOUR FAVORITE MASTER RACE?!?!?!
WHAT IS YOUR FAVORITE FAST FOOD RESTERAUTNAT!?!?
WHY CAN'T I SPELL RESTERAINT@>!?@
DO YOU LIKE THE CAPS?!?!?
IM ASSUMING NOT SO I'M GOING TO TURN IT OFF JUST KIDDING I HOLD SHIFT LIKE A PRO.
What is your favorite burger joint?
What do you think of racists?
Do you like sports?
If yes what are your favorite sports?
What is your relationship status like?
Have you ever climbed through a window not for fun and why?
Favorite Master Race?
Favorite actor?
Favorite actress or if you picked an actress for the last one favorite pick a dude?
Favorite punctuation mark?

 

[pasc]

Is this any better?

sadly no.

 

[Attila13]

Hai!

How are you?
Drink a beer with me?
Teach me the art of tiny faces?
Make a T.F. tutorial?
Do you like me?
Do you like the music I post here?
Favorite movie?
Favorite game?
Favorite music?
Favorite console?
Favorite food?
Favorite drink?
Favorite activity?
Favorite movie genre?
Favorite music genre?
Digital or physical? (media)
E-book or Book?
Mouse or touch pad?
Tablet or laptop?
Laptop or PC?
Windows vs Mac vs Linux?
Keyboard or touchscreen?
LED vs LCD vs Plasma vs CRT?
GPU or IGPU?
1.0 vs 2.0 vs 2.1 vs 3.0 vs 4.0 vs 5.0 vs 5.1 vs 7.1 vs 8.1 vs Headphones?
Android vs iOS?
Am I bothering you yet?
Will you ban me now?
Will you answer more of my questions in the future?
Would you ask me some questions if I were in the KYT?

Well goodbye then, see you later.

 

[Gahars]

If emigre and Guild were to both in mortal danger and you are only able to save one of them, who would you choose to rescue? Neither; I'd destroy my competition in one fell swoop. I'd say I went for emigre, though; can't have people thinking I'm racist or anything.

About time, isn't it? Time enough at least.​

Do you drink? Nope. I can't even take carbonated soda, so drinking alcohol is the rough equivalent of gargling hydrofluoric acid.​

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Do you own a car? Yes, actually.​

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Do you own 2 cars? No.​

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Do you own 24 cars? Jeez, should I?​

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How tall is an average Gahars? 5'9", 5'10", give or take.​

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Why are you Gahars? Why not Gehers? Because Gohors was already taken.​

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How many gaems do you play? Pretty decent amount. That's come to a screeching halt recently, but I should hopefully get back in the ring once my semester is through.​

What is your opinion on "open world" games? I'm always up for a good one - GTA IV, SR 2-3, the PS2 era Spider-Man games, etc. are hard to beat.​

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What gaems are your favourite? Good ones.​

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I am writing a test sentence. Well, you're testing my patience alright!​

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Speaking of which, what is your favourite brand of eraser? Whatever erasers ticonderoga uses is god-tier in my book.​

Why does the sea rush to shore? To shore up its defenses.​

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If you could be a tree, what kind of tree would you be? Treebeard.​

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Do you like potatoes? Mash 'em, grind 'em, stick em in a stew - it's all good.​

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Egg freckles? Gingers lay eggs?​

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Do you know how to program? I can write "boobs" in my calculator just using numbers. Does that count?​

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Three frogs are on a log, if 2 of them jump off, how many french fries were cooked in the last 5 minutes by fast food chains? Deforestation. The answer is deforestation.​

Pun^2 + x + 123 = ? Maths. I don't much care for maths.​

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Would you travel to space if you had the chance? Can there be an answer besides "abso-fucking-lutely!"?​

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CatBoy is beating my CopyPasta question-wall, isn't he? Meh.​

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Do you like pie? (Yes/Yes) Keylime or nothing, bitches.​

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How many gaem consloes do you own? Currently? 2.​

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What is your opinion on full-body condoms? They're very cum-bersome (hurr hurr hurr).​

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Segata Sanshiro? ...No?​

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PeeCee master raece? I'm currently a PC gamer-to be serf.​

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Nitnedo master raece? You're a funny man.​

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Sowny master raece? More like Pwn-y, am i right?​

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What is an R-7 Semyorka? ?​

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3D is to screen like joystick is to? Bad analogies.​

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Semprini is a bad work, don't use it. ...Duly noted.​

WHAT YOUR FAVORITE TV SHOW IS?!?!?! Babylon 5. Runners Up - Star Trek TNG, Breaking Bad, Futurama Classic, Avatar (I can't believe I forgot to mention this before). I could keep going, but we'd be here all day.
IS MITT ROMNEY ILLUMINATI?!?!?! moar like illumi-nazi.
WHAT IS YOUR FAVORITE MASTER RACE?!?!?! Boxer-wearing master race. Brief-plebs can enjoy their wedgies, and boxer-briefs serfs are an embarrassing crossbreed.
WHAT IS YOUR FAVORITE FAST FOOD RESTERAUTNAT!?!? Taco Bell. Shit's good - both the food and the bowel movement aftermaths.
WHY CAN'T I SPELL RESTERAINT@>!?@ All typing and no spell check maks Jack a doll boy.
DO YOU LIKE THE CAPS?!?!? Well, they are cruise control for cool...
IM ASSUMING NOT SO I'M GOING TO TURN IT OFF JUST KIDDING I HOLD SHIFT LIKE A PRO.
What is your favorite burger joint? Five Guys. You can disagree but you're wrong and should hate yourself for it.
What do you think of racists? In a nutshell.
Do you like sports? I like sports and I don't care who knows!/From shooting hoops to the super bowl!
If yes what are your favorite sports? Tennis for Mennis.
What is your relationship status like? Confirmed bachelor! Ha ha h-why doesn't anyone love me?
Have you ever climbed through a window not for fun and why? I respect windows, man. That's not my scene.
Favorite Master Race? I am just the Boxer Master Race, though my story's seldom told...
Favorite actor? Bruce Campbell, Bruce Campbell, and Bruce Campbell.
Favorite actress or if you picked an actress for the last one favorite pick a dude? Come on, this is a family forum!
Favorite punctuation mark? The Semi-colon - For the man who has something else to say... or does he?

sadly no. Damn. Well, it's the music video for Weird Science by Oingo Boingo.

Hai! Hay.

How are you? Procrastinating!
Drink a beer with me? I'm teetotaling here, come on!
Teach me the art of tiny faces? It cannot be taught - only learned with blood, sweat, and tutorials.
Make a T.F. tutorial? TF?
Do you like me? Why wouldn't I?
Do you like the music I post here? I can't say I've seen what music you post.
Favorite movie? Children of Men. (Also, The Thing. I keep forgetting to mention The Thing.)
Favorite game? Timesplitters 2/Future Perfect
Favorite music? Queen/David Bowie
Favorite console? PS2
Favorite food? Noodles, ham, cheese, and peas in a bowl. Shit's good.
Favorite drink? Lemonade is my jam. (When it comes to sandwich spreads, peanut butter is my jam. Jam is not my jam in any context.)
Favorite activity? Loafing
Favorite movie genre? I do have a soft spot for horror...
Favorite music genre? Rock, though I've been branching out a lot recently.
Digital or physical? (media) VIVA LA DIGITAL REVOLUCION!
E-book or Book? Well, e-books are pretty easy to "acquire" for free. That's tough to beat.
Mouse or touch pad? Mouse, no question.
Tablet or laptop? Laptop's top.
Laptop or PC? Eh, depends.
Windows vs Mac vs Linux? Macs are whacks. Linux is 2Nerdy4Me. Windows it is!
Keyboard or touchscreen? Keyboard. I don't want my grimy prints all over the screen, plus I'm awful at typing with touch screens.
LED vs LCD vs Plasma vs CRT? CRT. Everything else is too mainstream.
GPU or IGPU? Yes.
1.0 vs 2.0 vs 2.1 vs 3.0 vs 4.0 vs 5.0 vs 5.1 vs 7.1 vs 8.1 vs Headphones? No.
Android vs iOS? Android. Apple should issue their users an iOU.
Am I bothering you yet? Of course not.
Will you ban me now? I can do that now?
Will you answer more of my questions in the future? Of course!
Would you ask me some questions if I were in the KYT? Can't see why I wouldn't.

Well goodbye then, see you later.

 

[ThatDudeWithTheFood]

I was afraid you wouldn't say Five Guys.
Thank you for that video btw.