Know Your Temps: AlanJohn

[AlanJohn]

Can the EOF be saved? Yes. Summer will end soon.
Do you feel that the Temp treats you like a used condom? No, I feel that it treats me like an elder troll.
Besides yourself, who is your favorite member? p1ngpong
Do you have aspirations to become a staff member on this forum? Yes. I will become a staff member soon.
Tell us one thing the Temp doesn't know about you. I don't like vagina
Have you ever thought of leaving GBATemp? Bitch, I've done this like three times already. Where have you been?

Who do you find sexier, Zoidberg or the Professor? Mila Kunis.
Why did I ask that? Because you are an attentionwhore who likes to ask retarded questions.
Are you on any mind altering medications?
If yes to above, do you find them fun too?
If no to above...... hello there. Yes I have been taking marijuana lately due to medical reasons. No I don't feel anything other then feeling calm and light.
Does anyone ever call you A.J., then reference A.J. from The Fairly Oddparents? No.
Spongebob's punch absorbing body vs Batman's frequent use of blunt attacks. Who wins? How the fuck am I supposed to know? Do I look like a quantum supercomputer made to calculate π?

On a scale of beige to grey, how would you rate these questions? There have been some good questions and some batshit retarded ones.
What forum trends do you find most annoying? Bronies, memes, furries, femboys.

1. Are you Tagzard? No. Tagzard is me.
2. Where the hell is the next hentmei? If I tell you the release date, you will prepare your body and then be disappointed by the end result.
3. Why the hell are you so lazy? Because I lost my entire hentmei team and there is no budget for producing hentmei?

 

[FireGrey]

1. Are you Tagzard? No. Tagzard is me.

I KNEW IT!
THEY THOUGHT I WAS STUPID BUT I'M RIGHT!!!

 

[Snailface]

Location: alanjohn check ur pm

I've always wanted to know what Sausage Head said in that infamous last PM he sent you.
What did he say? C'mon, everybody wants to know. Especially since that quoted part above will be on his profile for all eternity. It still haunts me.

 

[AlanJohn]

Location: alanjohn check ur pm

I've always wanted to know what Sausage Head said in that infamous last PM he sent you.
What did he say? C'mon, everybody wants to know. Especially since that quoted part above will be on his profile for all eternity. It still haunts me.

http://db.tt/5dW4sFkH

 

[Flame]

why do we hate each other?

 

[AlanJohn]

why do we hate each other? Because you are a lost and confused child

 

[raulpica]

You're a lot more mature in your KYT than you make yourself look. This is not a question.

1) My body is already ready for the next Hentmei, how does that make you feel?
2) Seriously? p1ng is your favourite member? What about me? ;o;
3) Sony or Nintendo?
4) Do you like Adventure Time?
5) Why doesn't anybody understand that consoles are dead and that PC is the way to go for gaming?
6) Do you have a 3DS?
7) Favourite game EVAR?
8) ＳＡＵＳＡＧＥＨＥＡＤｘＭＯＮＫＡＴ？
9) Apple or Samsung?
10) So, when you will be promoted to Moderator, what's the first thing you're gonna do?

 

[AlanJohn]

You're a lot more mature in your KYT than you make yourself look. This is not a question.

1) My body is already ready for the next Hentmei, how does that make you feel? I will feel like a happy merchant
2) Seriously? p1ng is your favourite member? What about me? ;o; I'm sorry but there is more character in p1ngpong
3) Sony or Nintendo? NINTENDO FOREVER
4) Do you like Adventure Time? No.
5) Why doesn't anybody understand that consoles are dead and that PC is the way to go for gaming? Because little babies still want to play Gears of Halo: Black Ops 3 on their 7 year old $200 low-end PC's
6) Do you have a 3DS? No, but I would love to have one.
7) Favourite game EVAR? Half-Life 3
8) ＳＡＵＳＡＧＥＨＥＡＤｘＭＯＮＫＡＴ？ I have their sextape :3
9) Apple or Samsung? Google.
10) So, when you will be promoted to Moderator, what's the first thing you're gonna do? I will warn everybody who doesn't follow the rules and ban everyone who has an ava+sig combo that's bigger than 80kB.

 

[Zorua]

Doing this because he annoyed me like hell on Steam.

This is question 1. What is your answer?
Why are you trying to be mature when you're not?
Why are you criticizing people with consoles when you have a 8600 GT that can't run anything at all now?
Furries or Bronies?
MLP or MLP: FIM?

That is all.
(:

 

[AlanJohn]

Doing this because he annoyed me like hell on Steam.

This is question 1. What is your answer? My answer is fuck you I am AlanJohn
Why are you trying to be mature when you're not? At least I don't get caught masturbating during an earthquake and announce it to all of GBAtemp thus having to delete your own account.
Why are you criticizing people with consoles when you have a 8600 GT that can't run anything at all now? Because I only play good games, which mostly are PC exclusives, which still run on my PC very well unlike console ports.
Furries or Bronies? Kill them all.
MLP or MLP: FIM? Die.

That is all.
(:

 

[Yumi]

How are you?

 

[AlanJohn]

How are you?I feel great! Thanks for asking

 

[nryn99]

do i have a chance of being featured in hentmei?
or do i need to make more presence here in temp?
dota tf 2?
did you get the burger you wanted?
was it tasty?
did you prefer i made you one?
are you mad i wasn't able to make you one?
i might have a temporary solution so you can play dota 2(theory not yet tested).

 

[TrolleyDave]

Where am I?
Where are you?
Why did you steal my fart?
I am surprised you are still here, how did you accomplish such a magnificent feat?
I just pooped. No question there, just wanted to let you know.

 

[The Catboy]

All fun and games, but even the best games have an ending!
Thanks for taking part in this AlanJohn! If you want to answer any unanswered questions, please PM a mod to unlock this thread for them!
Now off to the next one! Hydreigon!

 

[AlanJohn]

do i have a chance of being featured in hentmei? The only chance you have is if I were to make you a background prop.
or do i need to make more presence here in temp? Yes.
dota tf 2?YES!
did you get the burger you wanted? No, and I still want one
was it tasty?
did you prefer i made you one? Are you a McDonalds/Burger King? I think not.
are you mad i wasn't able to make you one? I am more thankful.
i might have a temporary solution so you can play dota 2(theory not yet tested). Does this have to do with h4xx0ring and shit? I'll just wait until it becomes public, but note that I hate these types of games (Warcraft, League of Legends etc.)

Where am I?
Where are you? Ukraine
Why did you steal my fart? Because I like your farts, they make me giggle inside.
I am surprised you are still here, how did you accomplish such a magnificent feat?I am a busy working man, yet I find time to visit GBAtemp regularly. This is thanks to my amazing time management.
I just pooped. No question there, just wanted to let you know. I am very happy to know that.

A moderator can now close this awesome thread